Sep 12, 2009 23:33
BONUS:
Man someone like--some other mammon player mentioned that apparently there's a theory
That Viper and Skull are brother and sister
pffft
I want that to be true, idk why it WOULD be but that would be amazing
You know my favorite part of that theory
I know in Verde's computerized simulation of other Arcos vs his box animals, Viper and Skull were paired up
As were Lal and Colonello, with Fong and Reborn working on their own
is that if they were brother and sister, they had parents who . . . named their kids Viper and Skull.
......pffffft hahahahahaha
Actually I think that's the strongest evidence in favor of it.
I can see them not being siblings, but Viper making Skull do free bitchwork for her and like
CARRY HER AROUND
yes sob
WHICH COULD GO WELL WITH THE SIBLING THEORY
I'm imagining their parents would be these GOTH OCCULTIST WANNABES or something
Which would explain their names.
You know what would be funnier though
HERE'S MY IDEA
Viper's older, I assume, so like--they had Viper first and named her Viper
...if they were hippies who named their kids Sunshine and Lovefest?
and then they regretted it so they had Skull and named him like . . . Mervin
And Skull was super jealous
HA!
oh my god yes
AND CHANGED HIS NAME!
Sleep! That's where Skull's a viking!
RALPH IS SKULL'S NEW NAME
yes
MERVIN RALPH
(it's funny because I almost used Martin for the name after Martin from the Simpsons but I decided it wasn't awful enough)
And then Viper ended up changing hir name anyways
Umu, Mama, Papa...
SOB hahahaha
She left for the mafia and Skull followed her there too BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE LESS COOL THAN SISTER!
Secretly though he wanted to be a stylist