Well, it's about time!
Last night I found out that someone hates me. Like honest to goodness, really, really hates me! You could even say they despise me. And while I realize I should be terribly upset, I look at the entire situation with a Jerry Seinfeld type of curiosity as to how I have enough power in this person's life to actually have caused them this deep resentment towards me...and I feel kind of impressed with myself! Now I just need a George and an Elaine to talk this over with, then proceed to get myself into an awkward moment with this person once more, and, ultimately, *ruin her life. Roll credits...now!
*I would never actually ruin her life. That's a tad dramatic.
*I would never actually ruin her life. That's a tad dramatic.