Meme Time
Visto che è da tanto che non ne posto, un po' di meme ^^
From brighty18
SOME TV SHOW MEME
Who Is Your Gay TV Boyfriend?
Created by BuddyTV
Which Six Feet Under Character Are You?
More on Six Feet Under. Created by BuddyTV
Which Beverly Hills 90210 Character Are You?
More on Beverly Hills 90210. Created by BuddyTV
*****
From babyara LJ
WHICH SUPERNATURAL CHARACTER ARE YOU?
Take the Supernatural Character Quiz
*****
From lasamy
33 QUESTIONS MEME
1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
Watching Grey's Anatomy
2. What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
Oh my God! I will be late at work!
3. Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?
Older
4. What did you do last night?
I ent to a restaurant with my friends.
5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
This weekend is finished. Next weekend, we'll see...
6. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
I think yes, I’m married :-)
7. What song are you listening to?
No one
8. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them?
Yes
9. How’s your heart lately?
E' li' al suo posto :-)
10. What were you doing at 7 a.m?
Sleeping.
11. What were you doing this afternoon at 12 p.m.?
Going at work
13. What was the reason you last cried?
I was touched by a movie *_*
15. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
“Una moglie bellissima” (Leonardo Pieraccioni)
16. Have you ever driven without a license?
Yes. Sssshhh...
17. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
???
18. How many red lights have you ran?
Someone :-)
19. Have you ever cried while in the shower?
Yes
20. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
Yes.
21. When was the last time you were given roses?
A lot of time, too much time…
22. Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
Pizza :-)
23. Where did your last hug take place?
Last night in my bed.
24. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
No, I have a very simple name :-)
25. Do you drink tea?
Yes, cold lemon tea, specially Estatè ^^
26. When was the last time you saw a cop?
Today (in centro è sempre pieno)
27. Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
Yes
28. Does someone like you?
I think yes, I hope yes :-)
29. What do you hope to accomplish before the year ends?
An holiday!
30. Tag 5 people.
Everyone who wants to make it..
*****
From melian_eresseie
BLONDE MOMENTS
"I've had 20 out of 39 blonde moments"
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total= 4
[ ] You have ran into a tree
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the.the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (Oh, I did and I also corrected it! *lol* But I restored the double the, just in case someone on my F-list wishes to do this meme)
[ ] You just looked at it.
[x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.
total so far= 9
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] You just laughed. (yes, thinking about why should I laugh if someone says "fart")
total so far= 12
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 15
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far= 18
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
total so far= 21
*****
From
SEX MEME
1.Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A: No.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
A: More often in the night. But I think any moment is good :P
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
A: Left
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
A: Beef.
5. Have to pull over on side of road to puke?
A: Yes
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
A: No
7. Shower or bath?
A: Shower
8. Do you pee in the shower?
A: No
9. Mexican or Chinese?
A: Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
A: A little of both ^^.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
A: I love just one person and I married him. Let's say there are many people on my flist I really really like and care for.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A: No
13. Love or money?
A: Both
14. Credit cards or cash?
A: Cash
17. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
A: Unfortunately yes.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
A: Camping. It’s more funny ^^
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A:....
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
A: No
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
A: No.
20. Ever been to a bar?
A: Yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
A: No.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
A: Yes
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
A: No
24. Favorite drink?
A: Cuba Libre , Long Island, Batida di Cocco, Coke with cointreau
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
A: No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A: Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
A: No
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A: Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
A: No.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
A: Not that I know.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
A: No
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
A: No.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
A: I suspect everybody already did it but I dare you anyway!
*****
From herm_weasley
What’s your name hidden meaning?
What Patrizia Means
You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people.
Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems.
Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.
You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.
You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.
You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience.
You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along.
But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge.
What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?
*****
From tati_79
PHOTOBUCKET MEME
1) Go to Photobucket (don't sign in)
2) Type your answer to (each) question in the "search" box
3) Copy the html of the picture (your answer) then paste, for the answer
The Questions:
What is your relationship status?
What is your favorite color?
Who is your celebrity crush?
What are you currently listening to?
What is your favorite movie?
Your favorite Disney Princess?
Dream vacation?
***
From margilandia
Ho cazzeggiato con Goku e Vegeta in mezzo all'Oceano Indiano perchè sono un nudista e ora Dio ce l'ha con me!
1) LE SCARPE CHE INDOSSI:
jack purcell = ho preso a pugni...
ballerine = ho sognato...
nike = ho baciato...
adidas = ho fumato con...
puma = ho ballato con...
tiger = ho chattato con...
all star/converse = ho saltato con...
superga = ho mangiato...
pantofole/ciabatte o babucce = ho scopato selvaggiamente con...
prada = ho leccato...
bikkembergs = ho sputato in faccia a...
gucci = ho bevuto...
sandali = ho corso con...
vans = ho ruttato contro...
piedi scalzi = ho cazzeggiato con...
altro = ho truffato..
2) L'INIZIALE DEL TUO NOME:
A = Willy Wonka
B = Chuck Norris
C = un water
D = Spider Pork
E = Babbo Natale
F = Bender
G = Ronald Mc Donald
H = una mela
I = Mussolini
J = Pamela Anderson
K = una mucca
L = Cicciolina
M = Topolino
N = una tavoletta di finissimo cioccolato
O = la Fata Turchina
P = Goku e Vegeta
Q = Maccio Capatonda
R = una torta
S = una sigaretta
T = Hello Kitty
U = una TV al plasma
V = un buttafuori
W = Moira Orfei
X = Wanna Marchi
Y = Pippo Franco
Z= Homer Simpson
3) LA TUA ETA':
14 = nella borsa
15 = sulla testa
16 = sotto la macchina
17 = in braccio
18 = a Woodstock '69
19 = su un F16
20 = a un concerto
21 = sul banco
22 = nella spazzatura
23 = tra le mani
24 = sull'Apollo 13
25 = a quella cagata di Sanremo
26 = nel letame
27 = in piscina
28 = nel banco frigo del supermercato
29 = in un campo nudisti
30 e più = in mezzo all'Oceano Indiano
4) IL TUO SEGNO ZODIACALE:
Ariete = perchè sono figo/a
Toro = perchè c'ho i soldi
Gemelli = perchè me l'ha detto la mamma
Cancro = perchè sono fetish
Leone = perchè io valgo
Vergine = perchè sono un nudista
Bilancia = perchè sono un serial killer
Scorpione = perchè sono un leso
Sagittario = perchè sono Chuck Norris
Capricorno = perchè è la prima cosa che mi è passata per la testa
Acquario = perchè sono analfabeta
Pesci = perchè era scritto nel destino...
5) IL TUO TELEFONINO :
Nokia = e me ne vanto con gli amici!
Nec = e vaffanculo!
LG = e me ne fotto!
Samsung = Siemens = e ora Dio ce l'ha con me!
Sony Ericsson = e ora mi ubriacherò!
Philips = e ora salterò dalla finestra!
Motorola = e ora mi candido a Presidente del Consiglio!
Sharp = e ora mi farò prete/suora!
Altro = e ne vado fiero!
*****
From oscurosognatore
GOOGLE IMAGE MEME
Invece di rispondere alla domanda si digita la risposta su cerca immagini di google e si copia la prima che trova...
1)la tua età al prossimo compleanno
2)un posto che vorresti visitare
3)il tuo posto preferito
4)il tuo oggetto preferito
5)cibo preferito
6)animale preferito
7)colore preferito
8)il posto in cui vivi
Firenze
9)nome di un animale domestico che hai avuto
e che ho tuttora...
10)nome della tua nonna materna
11)e di quella paterna
O_o
Anna... LOL
11)Una tua brutta abitudine
13)la tua vacanza preferita
Giusto x non far uscire la stessa foto stavolta ho messo spiaggia ^^
14)What do you wanna be when you grow up?
15)What do you love most?
16)One word that describes you.
17)Where were you born?
18)What is your obsession?
19)What is your last name?
Mai sentiti nominare LOL, cmq è Mazzuoli
*****
From ioio10
QUANTE PAROLE AL MINUTO
77 words
Speed test
77 parole al minuto
From brighty18
SOME TV SHOW MEME
Who Is Your Gay TV Boyfriend?
Created by BuddyTV
Which Six Feet Under Character Are You?
More on Six Feet Under. Created by BuddyTV
Which Beverly Hills 90210 Character Are You?
More on Beverly Hills 90210. Created by BuddyTV
*****
From babyara LJ
WHICH SUPERNATURAL CHARACTER ARE YOU?
Take the Supernatural Character Quiz
*****
From lasamy
33 QUESTIONS MEME
1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
Watching Grey's Anatomy
2. What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
Oh my God! I will be late at work!
3. Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?
Older
4. What did you do last night?
I ent to a restaurant with my friends.
5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
This weekend is finished. Next weekend, we'll see...
6. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
I think yes, I’m married :-)
7. What song are you listening to?
No one
8. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them?
Yes
9. How’s your heart lately?
E' li' al suo posto :-)
10. What were you doing at 7 a.m?
Sleeping.
11. What were you doing this afternoon at 12 p.m.?
Going at work
13. What was the reason you last cried?
I was touched by a movie *_*
15. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
“Una moglie bellissima” (Leonardo Pieraccioni)
16. Have you ever driven without a license?
Yes. Sssshhh...
17. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
???
18. How many red lights have you ran?
Someone :-)
19. Have you ever cried while in the shower?
Yes
20. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
Yes.
21. When was the last time you were given roses?
A lot of time, too much time…
22. Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
Pizza :-)
23. Where did your last hug take place?
Last night in my bed.
24. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
No, I have a very simple name :-)
25. Do you drink tea?
Yes, cold lemon tea, specially Estatè ^^
26. When was the last time you saw a cop?
Today (in centro è sempre pieno)
27. Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
Yes
28. Does someone like you?
I think yes, I hope yes :-)
29. What do you hope to accomplish before the year ends?
An holiday!
30. Tag 5 people.
Everyone who wants to make it..
*****
From melian_eresseie
BLONDE MOMENTS
"I've had 20 out of 39 blonde moments"
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total= 4
[ ] You have ran into a tree
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the.the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (Oh, I did and I also corrected it! *lol* But I restored the double the, just in case someone on my F-list wishes to do this meme)
[ ] You just looked at it.
[x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.
total so far= 9
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] You just laughed. (yes, thinking about why should I laugh if someone says "fart")
total so far= 12
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 15
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far= 18
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
total so far= 21
*****
From
SEX MEME
1.Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A: No.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
A: More often in the night. But I think any moment is good :P
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
A: Left
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
A: Beef.
5. Have to pull over on side of road to puke?
A: Yes
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
A: No
7. Shower or bath?
A: Shower
8. Do you pee in the shower?
A: No
9. Mexican or Chinese?
A: Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
A: A little of both ^^.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
A: I love just one person and I married him. Let's say there are many people on my flist I really really like and care for.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A: No
13. Love or money?
A: Both
14. Credit cards or cash?
A: Cash
17. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
A: Unfortunately yes.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
A: Camping. It’s more funny ^^
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A:....
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
A: No
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
A: No.
20. Ever been to a bar?
A: Yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
A: No.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
A: Yes
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
A: No
24. Favorite drink?
A: Cuba Libre , Long Island, Batida di Cocco, Coke with cointreau
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
A: No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A: Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
A: No
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A: Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
A: No.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
A: Not that I know.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
A: No
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
A: No.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
A: I suspect everybody already did it but I dare you anyway!
*****
From herm_weasley
What’s your name hidden meaning?
What Patrizia Means
You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people.
Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems.
Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.
You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.
You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.
You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience.
You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along.
But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge.
What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?
*****
From tati_79
PHOTOBUCKET MEME
1) Go to Photobucket (don't sign in)
2) Type your answer to (each) question in the "search" box
3) Copy the html of the picture (your answer) then paste, for the answer
The Questions:
What is your relationship status?
What is your favorite color?
Who is your celebrity crush?
What are you currently listening to?
What is your favorite movie?
Your favorite Disney Princess?
Dream vacation?
***
From margilandia
Ho cazzeggiato con Goku e Vegeta in mezzo all'Oceano Indiano perchè sono un nudista e ora Dio ce l'ha con me!
1) LE SCARPE CHE INDOSSI:
jack purcell = ho preso a pugni...
ballerine = ho sognato...
nike = ho baciato...
adidas = ho fumato con...
puma = ho ballato con...
tiger = ho chattato con...
all star/converse = ho saltato con...
superga = ho mangiato...
pantofole/ciabatte o babucce = ho scopato selvaggiamente con...
prada = ho leccato...
bikkembergs = ho sputato in faccia a...
gucci = ho bevuto...
sandali = ho corso con...
vans = ho ruttato contro...
piedi scalzi = ho cazzeggiato con...
altro = ho truffato..
2) L'INIZIALE DEL TUO NOME:
A = Willy Wonka
B = Chuck Norris
C = un water
D = Spider Pork
E = Babbo Natale
F = Bender
G = Ronald Mc Donald
H = una mela
I = Mussolini
J = Pamela Anderson
K = una mucca
L = Cicciolina
M = Topolino
N = una tavoletta di finissimo cioccolato
O = la Fata Turchina
P = Goku e Vegeta
Q = Maccio Capatonda
R = una torta
S = una sigaretta
T = Hello Kitty
U = una TV al plasma
V = un buttafuori
W = Moira Orfei
X = Wanna Marchi
Y = Pippo Franco
Z= Homer Simpson
3) LA TUA ETA':
14 = nella borsa
15 = sulla testa
16 = sotto la macchina
17 = in braccio
18 = a Woodstock '69
19 = su un F16
20 = a un concerto
21 = sul banco
22 = nella spazzatura
23 = tra le mani
24 = sull'Apollo 13
25 = a quella cagata di Sanremo
26 = nel letame
27 = in piscina
28 = nel banco frigo del supermercato
29 = in un campo nudisti
30 e più = in mezzo all'Oceano Indiano
4) IL TUO SEGNO ZODIACALE:
Ariete = perchè sono figo/a
Toro = perchè c'ho i soldi
Gemelli = perchè me l'ha detto la mamma
Cancro = perchè sono fetish
Leone = perchè io valgo
Vergine = perchè sono un nudista
Bilancia = perchè sono un serial killer
Scorpione = perchè sono un leso
Sagittario = perchè sono Chuck Norris
Capricorno = perchè è la prima cosa che mi è passata per la testa
Acquario = perchè sono analfabeta
Pesci = perchè era scritto nel destino...
5) IL TUO TELEFONINO :
Nokia = e me ne vanto con gli amici!
Nec = e vaffanculo!
LG = e me ne fotto!
Samsung = Siemens = e ora Dio ce l'ha con me!
Sony Ericsson = e ora mi ubriacherò!
Philips = e ora salterò dalla finestra!
Motorola = e ora mi candido a Presidente del Consiglio!
Sharp = e ora mi farò prete/suora!
Altro = e ne vado fiero!
*****
From oscurosognatore
GOOGLE IMAGE MEME
Invece di rispondere alla domanda si digita la risposta su cerca immagini di google e si copia la prima che trova...
1)la tua età al prossimo compleanno
2)un posto che vorresti visitare
3)il tuo posto preferito
4)il tuo oggetto preferito
5)cibo preferito
6)animale preferito
7)colore preferito
8)il posto in cui vivi
Firenze
9)nome di un animale domestico che hai avuto
e che ho tuttora...
10)nome della tua nonna materna
11)e di quella paterna
O_o
Anna... LOL
11)Una tua brutta abitudine
13)la tua vacanza preferita
Giusto x non far uscire la stessa foto stavolta ho messo spiaggia ^^
14)What do you wanna be when you grow up?
15)What do you love most?
16)One word that describes you.
17)Where were you born?
18)What is your obsession?
19)What is your last name?
Mai sentiti nominare LOL, cmq è Mazzuoli
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