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1. NAME: stella, i love you
2. NAME YOU WISH YOU HAD: anni. yes, really!
3. TIME OF BIRTH: 9-ish in the morning
4. TALK ABOUT YOUR FIRST BEST FRIEND EVER: her name was riikka. we met just before starting school. we watched 'grease' twice a day at her place. i thought it was amazing that they had a VCR. it was 1987, for god's sake. after the 2nd grade, her family moved. my heart was broken.
5. EVER GET THE "BIRDS AND THE BEES" TALK?: i can't remember, but i don't think so.
6. TALK ABOUT YOUR FIRST PET, WHERE IS IT NOW?: karoliina kerttuli orvokki vellamo the cat. dead at 13, last year. obese and sweet. in my heart, each moment, man.
7. SIBLINGS?: pietari the bro.
8. FAVORITE THING TO GET FROM THE ICE CREAM TRUCK AS A KID: i thought icecream was boring up until yesterday when i had the best toffee-flavoured one ever with sanna. but i suppose it was something chocolate-y when i was a kid.
9. LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A HOSPITAL: ooh, hasn't happened in absolute ages. they took my tonsils out when i was 3 or something. and then i went to visit a friend after an ear operation when i was 14-ish. yes, that was it.
10. LAST THING YOU BOUGHT IN A DRUG STORE: don't really have those, but, chocolate, probably.
11. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED, WHEN?: anna morali taking me to the train in paris. a few minutes earlier, my man at the door of her apartment.
12. LAST TIME YOU WENT TO A ZOO: two years ago i think. it was cool enough. but aren't zoos hugely unethical?
13. LAST GAME YOU PLAYED: hard-to-get
14. DID YOU WIN?: i sure did!
15. LAST THING YOU ATE AND WHEN: domino (oreo-like) cookies and chocolate last night before club anvil with terhi, on my sofa. damn i'm hungry, actually.
16. LAST TIME YOU CRIED, WHY?: properly? i can't even fucking remember. on the phone fighting with t, i'm sure, but the details are a bit of a blur. almost cried: every day.
17. MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED: receiving unexpected gifts, perfect dinners in barcelona, dancing to the doves' 'pounding' at a manchester club with my love -- i couldn't really explain it.
18. MET THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE YET?: i meet them weekly.
19. IF NOT, DO YOU THINK YOU WILL? IF YOU HAVE HOW DO YOU KNOW HE/SHE IS THE ONE? i think my current flame is the one.
20. EVER THOUGHT IT WAS LOVE BUT IT WASNT? sure.
21. SUCKS HUH? it was fun while it lasted, so i don't really care.
22. SOMETHING YOU (USED TO) DO IN SCHOOL THAT YOU SHOULDNT HAVE: thought everyone else but me was low-class, useless, stupid scum and i was God, told the cleaning-lady she was just a cleaning-lady, stole stuff, skipped class, lied like a motherfucker, licked teachers' balls -- metaphorically, of course.
23. SOMEONE IN SCHOOL YOU HATED: someone in school i did NOT hate?
24. MOST FAVORITE CLASS EVER: finnish, since i can write and read. english, since i can write and read and speak english. geography was sweet. and our swedish/german teacher was lovely as well. oh, school was cool!
25. GROSSEST TASTE IN THE WORLD (MUST BE EDIBLE): spinach. sparkling water. pear.
26. GROSSEST SMELL IN THE WORLD: i don't know. sweat, sperm, shit and all those are quite intriguing, really.
27. PET PEEVES ABOUT AIM/INSTANT MESSANGERS: their existence.
28. FAVORITE "FRIEND": chandler, of course. pre-matthew perry's-drug addiction. and phoebe. come back, please!
29. NAME A TIME YOU LAUGHED SO HARD IT HURT: yesterday with terhi, probably.
30. CURRENT BIGGEST WORRY: is my head holding together? it isn't a worry today but it was yesterday. also, when the fuck am i going to stop fancying every other person in the world ie. what the fuck is happening to my hormones?
31. BELIEVE IN GOD? IF SO, WHATS HE DOING WITH THE WORLD IN SUCH CHAOS? i don't know. i'm a mere human being. rats probably don't know whether they believe in god, either, and i'm no different. but if he does exist, he's probably just kicking back on a cloud, thinking 'Go ahead, do what you like, kill each other off, fuckers.'
31 1/2: WHAT WOULD YOU DO RIGHT NOW IF TIME AND MONEY WERE OF NO MATTER? i would fuck my boyfriend hard in a deluxe manhattan hotel and then head out to vintage stores to get amazing dresses. since reading ~filed's answer about raw steaks i suddenly started to really fucking crave meat, so we'd also go out for some serious steaks, and drink way too many expensive drinks. this dream is making me so happy i'm about to burst into tears.
32. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW? 42 euros. the bartender gave me a free drink last night at a club. he wouldn't accept my money. i'm seriously considering wearing short skirts all the time now.
33. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? LEAVE NOTHING OUT: a bra that was once white but is now grey. a pair of sexy black, shiny-ish panties. jeans, as always. a white t-shirt with a very low-cut neck, and it keeps falling off my shoulders all the time, which is extremely annoying. as i'm heading straight to my friend's place at work, i've got some blue beads and a blue-ish sarah jessica parker-esque belt in my bag to transform my day look into a night look. how marie claire am i!
34. EVER JOIN A CLASS OR A LEAGUE? you what?
35. EVER GET KICKED OUT OF SOMEWHERE?: um. not sure.
36. FAVORITE BAND? kent. i don't know.
37. DO ANYTHING CREATIVE? write, write and write some more. doodle. sing dance by myself.
38. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF TAKING THIS QUIZ? analyze survey results at my job. and i'm not talking about a survey such as this one.
39. DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE EVERYONE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST? some of them. ha!
40. IF YOU COULD ONLY WEAR ONE COLOR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHAT WOULD IT BE? black. naturellement.
41. EVER DYE YOUR HAIR? FROM WHAT TO WHAT? mousey brown to awful copper-ish, mousey brown to black, mousey brown to dark brown, mousey black to golden highlight-y.
42. EVER DATE OUT OF YOUR RACE? pharreeeeellllll! yeah.
43. WHAT ONE THING DO YOU NEED RIGHT NOW? pee.
44. LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT, WHATS THERE? my lovely pink bag which fits everything. nyt-liite (magazine). mints. a mousepad. my office phone, which has not rung once since i've worked here.
45. EVER LOOK UP IN THE SKY AND SEE A ZILLION STARS? IF SO, WHERE WERE YOU? hämeenlinna the hometown.
46. WHATS YOUR CELL PHONE RING? bubble bobble, ancient nintendo (and computer) game, an eternal favourite
47. MOST HATED CELEBRITY, WHY? anyone who's prettier than me.
48. IF YOU COULD BE ON THE COVER OF ANY MAGAZINE WHICH WOULD IT BE? i can't think of a magazine cool enough. they've killed off the face, too, haven't they?
49. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY ROOMMATE WHO WOULD IT BE? paris hilton.
50. ARE YOU SICK OF THIS QUIZ YET? no. this was the koolest motherfucking quiz i've ever filled out. i kid you not.