There is no PERSONAL in personal achievement. Bitchass.
Dear University Admissions,
A ticket to the future. MY ticket to the future. Looks like, Is, everyone Else's ticket to the future.
The personal statement you are about to read is sarcastic and dry bitchy humor written by a sarcastic and dry bitch.
Intro.
My thesis statement? College applications are basically and essentially sophisticated methods (disguises, if you will), of prostitution.
Body paragraph. Introduction sentence. Commentary, commentary, detail! And again! Conclusion sentence! Order! Machinery! Motherfucking conformity!
Body paragraph. Stay within the lines! Don't forget technique! Remember the prompt!
Conclusion.
Knock them out. Make them remember you.
So tell me: how many dollas make you holla?
Sincerely,
Anna Trinidad
A ticket to the future. MY ticket to the future. Looks like, Is, everyone Else's ticket to the future.
The personal statement you are about to read is sarcastic and dry bitchy humor written by a sarcastic and dry bitch.
Intro.
My thesis statement? College applications are basically and essentially sophisticated methods (disguises, if you will), of prostitution.
Body paragraph. Introduction sentence. Commentary, commentary, detail! And again! Conclusion sentence! Order! Machinery! Motherfucking conformity!
Body paragraph. Stay within the lines! Don't forget technique! Remember the prompt!
Conclusion.
Knock them out. Make them remember you.
So tell me: how many dollas make you holla?
Sincerely,
Anna Trinidad