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There might or might not be an actual porn clip available on the net where someone is fucking himself with a lava lamp...
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There are definitely vibrating cockrings available in a vending machine in at least one IKEA's bathroom. In the girls' bathroom. Speaking of IKEA, how dumb do you have to be to forget half of your things there? Seriously, we forgot one huge picture frame and one huge doormat. And we don't even remember where we forgot them, behind the checkout, in the parking garage?
There is also, and this is one of the most amusing things that I found lately, church wank. My parents get this magazine (they're not overly religious or anything, I guess they just like to stay updated on church things), and there's a page with letters to the editor. And people wank there like crazy. A while ago there was something called the "72 hours event"; young (church) groups get a social-related task, typically something physical like renovate the playground of a kindergarten, things like that, and they have 72 hours to do that. However, shockingly, that means actual work on Sundays! When you're supposed to rest! Others, of course, think that work on Sunday is okay if you're doing something for the community. It was hilarious. Complete with Bible quotes.
Also, I don't know what's more disturbing, that this wallpaper, featured in two episodes of Supernatural, is available in a German hardware store, or that I'm actually considering plastering one wall with it.
Random poll of the day (because one of my friends, who's been a vegetarian for almost as long as I know her, admitted that she'd started craving meat lately):
Poll
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There are definitely vibrating cockrings available in a vending machine in at least one IKEA's bathroom. In the girls' bathroom. Speaking of IKEA, how dumb do you have to be to forget half of your things there? Seriously, we forgot one huge picture frame and one huge doormat. And we don't even remember where we forgot them, behind the checkout, in the parking garage?
There is also, and this is one of the most amusing things that I found lately, church wank. My parents get this magazine (they're not overly religious or anything, I guess they just like to stay updated on church things), and there's a page with letters to the editor. And people wank there like crazy. A while ago there was something called the "72 hours event"; young (church) groups get a social-related task, typically something physical like renovate the playground of a kindergarten, things like that, and they have 72 hours to do that. However, shockingly, that means actual work on Sundays! When you're supposed to rest! Others, of course, think that work on Sunday is okay if you're doing something for the community. It was hilarious. Complete with Bible quotes.
Also, I don't know what's more disturbing, that this wallpaper, featured in two episodes of Supernatural, is available in a German hardware store, or that I'm actually considering plastering one wall with it.
Random poll of the day (because one of my friends, who's been a vegetarian for almost as long as I know her, admitted that she'd started craving meat lately):
Poll