I know that everything is, almost by default, always Terri's fault, but this one is, really. Because, see, she said "As Justin is the only one with no Lamp experience, how about you fixing that?" This is, um, het? Kinda? In a very fucked-up definition kinda way?
This time, Justin thought, it was over once and for all. After Britney had cheated on him, after Janet had embarrassed him in public and after Cameron had finally realized he didn't want to marry her, he was happy to just be with her (unfortunately, Cameron was not) Justin truly believed he would never love again.
Until he met her and fell in love the minute he laid his eyes on her. She was small, slim and curvy, and she shone brighter than the sun. He saw her at one of C's parties, sitting on the kitchen counter, and Justin immediately scowled. Such a pretty gemstone like her shouldn't spend a single day of her life in the kitchen. He'd carry her out into the living room, let everyone see how gorgeous she was. She was warm in his hands when he picked her up.
"Uh, Justin?" JC stopped him in the doorway with a hand on Justin's arm. "What are you doing with my lava lamp?"