Betrayal!
Last night, while I was stalking about my kingdom, my unspeakable human grabbed me and stuffed me into a box. She called it a cat-carrier, but it was clearly meant for little hummingbirds or something because my magnificent girth barely fit in there. Very undignified. Then the other two cats were likewise stuffed into boxes, and we were all taken into the odious car, and taken for a very long drive. I howled the whole way, my beautiful voice uttering heart-wrenching cries that far outstripped in volume and timbre the piteous mewling of the other two cats.
After a very long and bumpy ride, we were taken to a strange house and left there with some food, toys and our cat-tree. The humans tried to be all friendly but I hissed at everybody and climbed under the nearest bed while I tried to think up a suitable punishment.
Why oh why? Poor me! I am plotting my escape but so far the walls seem to be on pretty firmly. If I ever get my claws on those humans, they will be sorry.
After a very long and bumpy ride, we were taken to a strange house and left there with some food, toys and our cat-tree. The humans tried to be all friendly but I hissed at everybody and climbed under the nearest bed while I tried to think up a suitable punishment.
Why oh why? Poor me! I am plotting my escape but so far the walls seem to be on pretty firmly. If I ever get my claws on those humans, they will be sorry.