Pants!
First of all, if you don't watch Everybody Hates Chris I will politely ask you if you are smoking the crack pipe. Because it is hilarious and you should watch it. That's two dollars and eighty-nine cent right there.
Second of all, on to the underpants boy story.
So the other day when Julie and Przemek and baby and I were walking around, minding our own business, we stumbled across a curious and perhaps even horrifying event. Here we are, enjoying the sunny day in beautiful Krakow talking about bird poop and Latin, etc and so forth. Up ahead we notice a crowd of people surrounding a small boy, probably age 6 or 7. As we get closer and closer, I notice that the boy has his pants around his ankles. As we get even closer, the real truth becomes even more clear. Boy has pants around his ankles, crowd of people are looking down his underwear. What? And when I say crowd of people I mean mother, father, sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles, the guy they buy their produce from, the woman who made their clothes, etc. CROWD of people. Looking down this boys underpants.
So at this point, I do what any sane person would do in this situation. I get a fit of the giggles. Like, intense giggles that are bordering on hysterical laughter. Because this was one of the most ridiculous things I have ever witnessed in my life. Of course this family notices, so I have to pretend to be laughing at something else. Such as the sign that says, "Geological Museum". And really, who wouldn't laugh at that sign? I point at the sign and ask Julie some dumb quesiton, laughing the entire time. Then I realize I better run from this family and fast, because I am about to be rolling on the floor laughing (yes, rofl) at any point. So I sort of "marathon walk" ahead and then Julie makes the mistake of looking back at the family, only to see grandfather man flashing an evil eye.
So I may or may not be cursed now. All because of a pantsless boy.
Second of all, on to the underpants boy story.
So the other day when Julie and Przemek and baby and I were walking around, minding our own business, we stumbled across a curious and perhaps even horrifying event. Here we are, enjoying the sunny day in beautiful Krakow talking about bird poop and Latin, etc and so forth. Up ahead we notice a crowd of people surrounding a small boy, probably age 6 or 7. As we get closer and closer, I notice that the boy has his pants around his ankles. As we get even closer, the real truth becomes even more clear. Boy has pants around his ankles, crowd of people are looking down his underwear. What? And when I say crowd of people I mean mother, father, sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles, the guy they buy their produce from, the woman who made their clothes, etc. CROWD of people. Looking down this boys underpants.
So at this point, I do what any sane person would do in this situation. I get a fit of the giggles. Like, intense giggles that are bordering on hysterical laughter. Because this was one of the most ridiculous things I have ever witnessed in my life. Of course this family notices, so I have to pretend to be laughing at something else. Such as the sign that says, "Geological Museum". And really, who wouldn't laugh at that sign? I point at the sign and ask Julie some dumb quesiton, laughing the entire time. Then I realize I better run from this family and fast, because I am about to be rolling on the floor laughing (yes, rofl) at any point. So I sort of "marathon walk" ahead and then Julie makes the mistake of looking back at the family, only to see grandfather man flashing an evil eye.
So I may or may not be cursed now. All because of a pantsless boy.