Okay, so I've eaten and I might be slightly cheerier.
So by popular demand (and by popular, I mean the two people that mentioned something about it), I have now wasted some more time at work creating a list of things that have made me laugh until I nearly cried.
In no particular order, here are 10 Things That Have Made Me Laugh Until I nearly Cried; and Still Make Me Giggle When I Think About Them.
10. James McAvoy dressed like Roy Rogers--if he were also Ronald McDonald--and strumming a sitar in Bollywood Queen
9. Sunil's bitchfit over his new camera battery. (Stupid fucking battery...fucking camera...fucking thirty dollars) Ahh..priceless. Cynda and I are still cracking up spontaneously over that one.
8. When Buffy and Spike renamed themselves Joan and Randy in "Tabula Rasa". "Ready Randy?" "Ready Joan."
7. Cynda getting mopped.
6. Getting a crotch shot of Diana at the Breaking Dawn book release party.
5. Watching Jesse sing "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld" on Rock Band.
4. Spending a few moments last night with Cynda listening to a vintage Polter-cow rant on unemployment and stupid fucking employers who won't fucking hire anyone.
3. Having too many legs.
2. Beth's story about her husband hitting himself in the balls.
1. Listening to anything said by a loopy sleep-deprived Cynda.