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[stella4star]

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve glam rockers drumming
Eleven carolers a-caroling
Ten midgets a-leaping
Nine ladies singing
Eight goats a-milking
Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating
Six puppies a-barking
Five golden necklaces
Four calling telemarketers
Three French burlesque dancers
Two bottles of whiskey
And a owl in a pine tree
What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?