Fetish

[stelf]

**IMPORTANT**

THIS GOES OUT AS A WARNING TO ANYONE WHO HAS INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS.

MY LOBSTER IS NOT FOR EATING (YET). NEITHER IS MY TURTLE MEANT FOR TURTLE SOUP (EVER).

STAY AWAY QING HUNTERS. I HAVE A CATAPULT AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

Comments

[miir]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STEF

"YET"

WHAT YET

[stelf]

I SAID HE CANNOT BE EATED WHILE HE HASN'T HIT PUBERTY. (AND HE HASN'T.)

[miir]

WHY ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING INTO THE POSSIBILITY OF EATING.

PETS ARE NOT FOR EATING.

[_sabriel]

LOBSTER IS! I MISS LOBSTER SASHIMI!

[_sabriel]

D: YOU SAID I COULD HAVE THE LOBSTER!

[stelf]

BUT HE HASN'T EVEN GROWN FIRM PINCERS AND STUFF. DDDDD:

[_sabriel]

YOU'VE GOT IT RESERVED FOR ME, RIGHT?

[stelf]

WELL-- YOU GONNA EAT THE WHOLE LOBSTER BY YOURSELF AH SABBO-AH?

[half_sleeping]

...mmm, lobster with butter and garlic.

[stelf]

Okay have you been listening too much to Luna. =|

[half_sleeping]

Really? I just like lobster with butter and garlic. :p

[stelf]

....

OKAY I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. \o/

[queen_qing]

no

i'm staying here

and waiting until he hits puberty

then

[stelf]

AND THEN?

[queen_qing]

then.

[stelf]

/STARTS SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL