The martyrdom of Saint Me

[stefi_kitten]

When I was little and I couldn't sleep I used to pretend that the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus was going to bring me everything I wanted the next morning and stay up for hours thinking of presents. I tried to do that tonight but what I want no chocolate bunny or Turkish saint can bring me. Hallmark needs to create a new holidy for me.

I want to live in a music video.
I want to tear off my clothes and cannonball into the lagune(a beach).
I want to live somewhere where it doesn't snow.
I want to travel.
I never want to have to worry about money.
I want to want to go to work.
I never want to have to go anywhere I don't want to.
I never want to have to go anywhere anytime I don't want to.
I never want to have to screen my calls.
I don't ever want to feel like I owe anyone anything.
I want to look like a soccer players wife.
I want a husband who only looks like a soccer player.
I want to bleach my hair blonde.
I want a blonde daughter.
I want a Cambodian son with a mohawk.
I want a puppy.
I want to be 21 forever.
I don't ever want to get old.
I want to erase the concept of a nursing home from my brain.
I want to go dancing.
I want to stay out all night and drive home at 6am when it's all foggy out.
I want to make out in the rain like in the movies.
I want a cigarette.
I want to learn how to say no.
I want to be able to say yes.
I want to be able to sleep at night.

I wonder how St.Nick died?