May 05, 2002 13:27
This joke came from John, he's a four year old that goes to the nursery.
How do you catch a squirrel?
--Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
haha
I like that one.
Here's another... this one's from Mr. John, he's the Sunday school teacher.
George W. Bush was at the airport and he saw a man with a long robe and a staff. So he went up to him and said "Hey are you Moses?" and the man turned and walked away. George W. went up to him again and said "Excuse me, are you Moses?" and again the man walked away. George W. was upset and said "that man is so rude." Then the man with the robe turned and looked at him and said "I am Moses, but last time I talked to a bush I had to wander in the desert for 40 years.
hehe
Anyway, I've been on quite the hiatus. This past week was SO long and so drawn out, and now it is over! yes! Dead week.