(no subject)

May 01, 2004 15:52

i found this when i was cleaning out my email. some of them are really stupid. but a couple of them are funny.

You Know You're From Alaska when...

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a snow blower on the highway.

2. "Vacation" means going to Chena hot springs for the weekend.

3. You measure distance in hours.

4. You know several people who have hit Moose more than once.

5. You often switch from "heat" to "more heat" in the same day.

6. You use your auto-start in the summer because your lazy.

7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through red lights without flinching.

8. You see people wearing Carharts clothes at social events.

9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

10. You think of the major food groups as Moose meat, beer, fish, and jerky.

11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them. (doesnt everyone know how to use those though)

12. There are 30 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Freddies store at any given time.

13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit.

14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with ice.

15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and long underwear.

16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, & construction. (for juneau though, its rain and construction)

17. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to wait for the idiot with two wheel drive and no studs to get out of your way.

18. You don't have the foggiest idea of how air conditioning would be set up in a house, so you just have 10 smaller fans floating around, which stay in storage for 10 months out of the year.

19. You give up and tell people in the lower 49 that you DO live in an igloo and you DO have a pet polar bear named Mishka when they refuse to believe otherwise.

20. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Alaska
Previous post Next post
Up