Well, the truth is out....

Mar 04, 2004 22:44

According to this email that I "wrote", it turns out I am an asshole.

"Subject: RE: hi beautiful
Date: 3/4/2004 1:11:59 PM Pacific Standard Time
From: i_ate_stalin@hotmail.com
To: RandomlySmurf@aol.com

I HATE YOU!

NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN, OK? OK.

-steevo"

It also turns out that not only am I an asshole, but I'm inarticulate as well. It seems that I have now decided to refer to myself as "steevo" I've never done it before, but now is a time of change. What the hell, while I'm at it, why not break up with someone via email, sure I've said countless times that thats despicable, but you know what? I'll do it.

I've discovered a new talent of mine. I can write and send emails, get this, while I'm sitting at Starbucks WITHOUT A FUCKING COMPUTER. Damn, I'm talented.
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