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I just received an e-mail update from my boss:
Good work!
All quiet?
I haven't been able to budge from the computer, but it is very cold here.
Excuse me? I'm getting an e-mail update because you are in SOUTHERN FLORIDA! and you're telling me it's "very cold" there!? I commuted to work in wind chills of 3 degrees! Don't tell me it's very cold in southern Florida!
Sheesh. "Why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it. We're closed!"