I AM BRILLIANT!!
Steeny is so thrilled! Oh, yes, the booty dance of joy is being done. I just rock.
As you know, I have a wretched time finding clothes that fit. (I'm tiny, petite, but I'm not inhuman! There's no reason for me to not find clothes! ARG! I'm not Nicole Richie! I have meat on my bones! Why can't I find small sizes?) Therefore, most of my clothes are too big, uncomfortable, and/or poor quality. I am in desperate need of pants, particularly.
Anyway, I know I can fit into Vicky Secrets smallest sizes... but they're expensive! I put together a shopping bag of:
3 pants (2 dress pants, 1 corduroy)
2 sweaters (not shirts!)
2 bras
2 undies
Hat, Scarf & Gloves set.
The total came to about $310 before taxes and shipping. "I can't afford this!" I told the computer in dismay. I figured I'd to go Express, compare their prices, give their dress pant size 0's another chance of fitting. Maybe I could do better? But before I hit the mall, I tried one more thing on victoriassecret.com. I punched in every code from each fall catalogue that's in a pile on my desk. And then I confirmed the order! Because no matter what Express had- they'd never have a deal this good.
After the discounts, my total was: $186.90!!!
Plus, I get free return shipping if any of the pants don't fit. HOORAY!!!!!!
Codes were:
FA63205: $75 off $250
FA64057: Hat & Gloves for $25
FA62677: Cotton Panty and $10 each qualifying Bra
FA62617: Risk Free Pants
Order Summary
ITEM DESCRIPTION / COLOR
SIZE
QTY
STATUS
EACH
TOTAL
XE-194090
Victoria's Secret PINK®
Classic string bikini
(love blue argyle)
XS
1
In-Stock
$7.50
$7.50
XE-198611
VS Cotton™
String bikini
(white)
XS
1
In-Stock
$0.00
$0.00
XE-202020
The Christie Fit Flare pant in stretch cotton
(dove)
0
1
In-Stock
$49.50
$49.50
XE-168607
Cotton rib crewneck henley sweater
(toffee)
XS
1
In-Stock
$19.00
$19.00
XE-200222
Cotton rib v-neck sweater
(deep teal)
XS
1
In-Stock
$19.00
$19.00
XE-203514
Hat, Scarf & Gloves Gift Set
(lipstick red)
OS
1
In-Stock
$25.00
$25.00
XE-203232
The Christie Fit Flare pant in stretch cotton
(black)
0
1
In-Stock
$49.50
$49.50
XE-174304
Angels by Victoria's Secret®
Uplift bra
(warm nude)
34B
1
In-Stock
$26.00
$26.00
XE-196972
Uplift bra
(pale blue cross dye)
34B
1
In-Stock
$28.00
$28.00
WH-199630
Foldover pant
(chocolate)
XS
1
In-Stock
$29.50
$29.50
Billing Summary
OFFERS APPLIED TO THIS ORDER
ORDER TOTAL
$10 of any qualifying bra plus Free Panty
$25 Boucle Gift Set with any Sweater purchase
$15 off a $100 order; $30 off a $150 order; $75 off a $250 order; $150 off a $500 order
Free Shipping and Handling and Returns on Pants (Excluding Denim)
Merchandise Subtotal
$253.00
Shipping/Handling
$0.00
Special Offer
- $75.00
Taxable Subtotal
$178.00
Sales Tax
$8.90
Order Subtotal
$186.90
ORDER TOTAL
$ 186.90