Butterflies.

[steeltrap_mind]

I would like to know why they keep following me. It's not as if I make it a habit to smear sugar all over myself or parade around in clothing of obnoxious colors.

Perhaps some pesticide is in order.

Comments

[cake_is_a_bang]

What? What keeps following you, Leader-sama?

[cup_of_smex]

If you were smart you'd look at the subject line. -_-

[cake_is_a_bang]

Oh. Well, would you look at that? Butterflies.

Blow them up.

[cup_of_smex]

...You're so predictable.

[cake_is_a_bang]

What else did you expect me to say? "run through a field of flowers with them"?

[cup_of_smex]

That's a rather frightening mental image...

[cake_is_a_bang]

Oh God, you're right. Just picture it: Pein-sama skipping through a field of flowers with a whole flock of butterflies fluttering around him, un.

Scary, scary.

[cup_of_smex]

.... with his hair flowing in the breeze.

That is an image that strikes fear into the hearts of young children.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Is his hair long enough to flow in the breeze?

God, I can't stop picturing it. I can't decide whether to laugh or cry, yeah.

[cup_of_smex]

Well he's certainly not bald.

I'm sticking with disturbed.

[cake_is_a_bang]

....

....

Pein... bald.... Bald Pein...

HE'D LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE BIKER DOWN THE HALL, UN!

[cup_of_smex]

.... Oh no.

Shit, Deidara-san. Now I've got that image in my head.

[cake_is_a_bang]

-snort- It's a bit funnier than the last one, un.

[cup_of_smex]

Heh

[steeltrap_mind]

.... The length of my hair is of no concern to you.

And if you can't stop picturing it, maybe I'll have to help you stop.

[bloodwithcoffee]

But they're both so eager to share their hair products with you. Don't go breaking hearts there fearless leader.