Thank you subconscious mind
I don't think I've accepted how horny I actually am here. Today I left work and Tim and I got in the elevator. We were on the way down and the elevator stopped at the third floor to let in some Korean men.
"Ugh! Days like these are so long, which make it hard. Not that I had a big day or anything, but it felt so long!", I complained.
Tim began to smirk.
"What?", I asked.
"Nothing, I'll tell you when we get out of the elevator," he said. The Korean guys were talking all the way down on the ride, and since Tim knows some Korean I thought maybe they were having a funny conversation with each other.
The elevator reaches the bottom floor and we all walk out. As we're walking outside, Tim repeats what I said. "It sounds like you're talking about something other than work," he said.
"Oh wow. Yeah, that did kinda sound bad."
I think I'm not horny, but apparently my subconscious knows what's up (or what has not been up or anywhere near me for over a month), and it is not amused. Thank you subconscious mind for fucking with my speech!
"Ugh! Days like these are so long, which make it hard. Not that I had a big day or anything, but it felt so long!", I complained.
Tim began to smirk.
"What?", I asked.
"Nothing, I'll tell you when we get out of the elevator," he said. The Korean guys were talking all the way down on the ride, and since Tim knows some Korean I thought maybe they were having a funny conversation with each other.
The elevator reaches the bottom floor and we all walk out. As we're walking outside, Tim repeats what I said. "It sounds like you're talking about something other than work," he said.
"Oh wow. Yeah, that did kinda sound bad."
I think I'm not horny, but apparently my subconscious knows what's up (or what has not been up or anywhere near me for over a month), and it is not amused. Thank you subconscious mind for fucking with my speech!