Warming to a conspiracy theory
I had an epiphany the other day.
I realized that the right may not be as pig-headed and ignorant as I previously thought, but more conniving and evil like Snidely Whiplash.
Here's my conspiracy theory:
The Right denies that global warming is happening. It happens and the sea rises. The coastlines move in.
The states on the coast are liberal though. And in the middle? All red.
Evil I tell you, evil.
I realized that the right may not be as pig-headed and ignorant as I previously thought, but more conniving and evil like Snidely Whiplash.
Here's my conspiracy theory:
The Right denies that global warming is happening. It happens and the sea rises. The coastlines move in.
The states on the coast are liberal though. And in the middle? All red.
Evil I tell you, evil.