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And "from the archives" features this story:
Chrysler halts production of neckbelts
Main favorite part/a taste:
The belts, McArdle said, were also intended to reduce the neck stress associated with whiplash. "Unfortunately, it appears that we were erroneous in this analysis as well," he added. "Even minor fender-benders seem to cause motorists wearing neckbelts to have their entire heads forcibly ripped from their torsos, landing in the front seat to the shocked screams of terrified onlookers."
Actually that's horrible. I'm a bad person
I love the top story.
And "from the archives" features this story:
Chrysler halts production of neckbelts
Main favorite part/a taste:
The belts, McArdle said, were also intended to reduce the neck stress associated with whiplash. "Unfortunately, it appears that we were erroneous in this analysis as well," he added. "Even minor fender-benders seem to cause motorists wearing neckbelts to have their entire heads forcibly ripped from their torsos, landing in the front seat to the shocked screams of terrified onlookers."
Actually that's horrible. I'm a bad person