you can't mix mexican with continental...
ok...bitches...
Im back....
Now for all u haters out there...listen up...
im here to down size you McDickwads...
nah just playin...i had u scared didnt i?...ha...hahahah...ok...
So im my dorm right now,and im thinking...how can i make my college experince more intense and enjoyable, and i thought, hey...maybe, a nice piece of ass, or some weed or licks...no i have a gay room mate...god has bless me with a gay roommate...today he told me " I aint cleanin the bathtub no more...i aint getting on my knees any more..." now i know all u guys feel me when i said this to him..."that never stop u before..." ahahahahahahahahaha...im sry, really didnt say that, i wanted to. But i didnt, and thats y i told you that.
Anyway, i went back home to see my jerkoffs agian, i love thoes assholes. I made peace with zcank, and now where closer as bro's and i like that. He's a good guy. Now since i left to school in Sept, ive been trying to plan new years party at someone house...(who knew it would be my house). And when we found a place, it failed at the last min. So i had to grab my ball, walk into my mom's room and asked if i can have the party here. She said yes...yes?...great. Long story short, i got smashed, and so did 15 other people, alot of sexual tension that i have literaly destroy with my mighty iron fist (I really dont have an iron fist u assholes, jesus), Gurls losing there virginties in cars...MIKE!!! Now that where on the subject...dont want to put anyone on blast right now, but Mike, what the fuck were u thinking (and its serious right now because i didnt write 'WTF') Comon dude, really. Did u really have to Pork her? I just took classes on stuffing sauages, and if correct, wat u did in that car was a text book proccedure of stuff the pork in the sauage. Sry Mike, threw it out there, eat it, let it marinate. Good. Ur discusting!!!!! ahahahahahahah na im play nigga...its cool. Im telling you, its a ritual, every year, we take a virginity. I wonder who is next?
well that all for now in sabby's corner...please come again.
oh and one more thing. Never...ever, and i mean this, never get in a car at 2AM and drive two hours. U think ur fine...but ur not, ur not fine. Ur going to Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im back....
Now for all u haters out there...listen up...
im here to down size you McDickwads...
nah just playin...i had u scared didnt i?...ha...hahahah...ok...
So im my dorm right now,and im thinking...how can i make my college experince more intense and enjoyable, and i thought, hey...maybe, a nice piece of ass, or some weed or licks...no i have a gay room mate...god has bless me with a gay roommate...today he told me " I aint cleanin the bathtub no more...i aint getting on my knees any more..." now i know all u guys feel me when i said this to him..."that never stop u before..." ahahahahahahahahaha...im sry, really didnt say that, i wanted to. But i didnt, and thats y i told you that.
Anyway, i went back home to see my jerkoffs agian, i love thoes assholes. I made peace with zcank, and now where closer as bro's and i like that. He's a good guy. Now since i left to school in Sept, ive been trying to plan new years party at someone house...(who knew it would be my house). And when we found a place, it failed at the last min. So i had to grab my ball, walk into my mom's room and asked if i can have the party here. She said yes...yes?...great. Long story short, i got smashed, and so did 15 other people, alot of sexual tension that i have literaly destroy with my mighty iron fist (I really dont have an iron fist u assholes, jesus), Gurls losing there virginties in cars...MIKE!!! Now that where on the subject...dont want to put anyone on blast right now, but Mike, what the fuck were u thinking (and its serious right now because i didnt write 'WTF') Comon dude, really. Did u really have to Pork her? I just took classes on stuffing sauages, and if correct, wat u did in that car was a text book proccedure of stuff the pork in the sauage. Sry Mike, threw it out there, eat it, let it marinate. Good. Ur discusting!!!!! ahahahahahahah na im play nigga...its cool. Im telling you, its a ritual, every year, we take a virginity. I wonder who is next?
well that all for now in sabby's corner...please come again.
oh and one more thing. Never...ever, and i mean this, never get in a car at 2AM and drive two hours. U think ur fine...but ur not, ur not fine. Ur going to Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!