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Good fucking Morning...
It 11:27am, a temp of 87 degrees with 1000% humidity.
A thin layer of cloud...yes cloud...
with a slight chance of me stiff arming this little prick at the football field...lol
So i went to the bar, the bar is called shuckers...and my boy Capo; who by the way owed me exactly 36 beers (he had three house parties and i donated a 12 pack of Yueng Ling every time at 8 bucks a case), invited me to a couple of beers at this fine establishment. They have Bluemoon, Sam Adams Octoberfest, Dos XX, Bass, Red Stripe, Warstiner and apparently they will have Spaten...o i was happy.
And guess what...i had one of each last night...it amazing.
This place is amazing...made good friends with the bartenders there, Alex and Jackie. Really attractive girls. I tip them well and they give me free shit. Last night me and jackie split some mozzarella sticks...she is the shit
The place over looks a bay and it has a peer. Google map that shit...because this place is amazing.
So after 6 beers, we vacated and headed to the extraction point.
Met up with more puertorican people. So now the spanish speaking ability went down and it kinda sound like a Japanese. Now joke. lol
Now there was this particular chick that was with them. Ive met her before so i was happy to see her...enough said
When we left Bayside...we decided to go to the beach...
we got there...and we just fucking chilled.
This hobo came by and lectured us...he was cool, we gave him some weed and just hung out wit us.
So now its around 2am...and me and Capo decided to bug out, and we head down to south beach to wait for someone that didnt showed up. No harm done, we met up wit some girl and got their numbers...Girls from England that just moved here...
I am not going to lie to you, i had a hard on the size of the statue of liberty when i heard their accents...lol
I think one of them noticed...oh well, they where chill...and very attractive...
its not 3:30 and we go home.
When i get home...
and here is the kicker...
I catch my roommate fucking this girl on my chair...
and the funny thing is that the girl saw me walked in, but persisted to bounce on my boy dick...funny site...
Now they are still going at it, and my boy is doing these really funny noises and im trying not laugh...he releases onto the girl and he fucking moans like a fucking hippo and i laugh hysterically.
Then quickly get ups and says "WTF man, you fag!"
"No sir, i didn't not see any penis and if i where to jerk off it just like a porno, so i amsafe from all gay allocations."
And apparently the girl didn't stop because she said it look like i was haveing a good time looking...because i was laughing so much.
So the girl leaves he goes to sleep...and i go to sleep...
then i get call from my friend betsey, The best chick ive ever met. There aint no one this planet that is like her. I am going to marry this girl...she told me that we were going to...lol
She told me she wanted to see me. She wanted me to go the west coast.
Anyone one wanna go to LA?
lol
It 11:27am, a temp of 87 degrees with 1000% humidity.
A thin layer of cloud...yes cloud...
with a slight chance of me stiff arming this little prick at the football field...lol
So i went to the bar, the bar is called shuckers...and my boy Capo; who by the way owed me exactly 36 beers (he had three house parties and i donated a 12 pack of Yueng Ling every time at 8 bucks a case), invited me to a couple of beers at this fine establishment. They have Bluemoon, Sam Adams Octoberfest, Dos XX, Bass, Red Stripe, Warstiner and apparently they will have Spaten...o i was happy.
And guess what...i had one of each last night...it amazing.
This place is amazing...made good friends with the bartenders there, Alex and Jackie. Really attractive girls. I tip them well and they give me free shit. Last night me and jackie split some mozzarella sticks...she is the shit
The place over looks a bay and it has a peer. Google map that shit...because this place is amazing.
So after 6 beers, we vacated and headed to the extraction point.
Met up with more puertorican people. So now the spanish speaking ability went down and it kinda sound like a Japanese. Now joke. lol
Now there was this particular chick that was with them. Ive met her before so i was happy to see her...enough said
When we left Bayside...we decided to go to the beach...
we got there...and we just fucking chilled.
This hobo came by and lectured us...he was cool, we gave him some weed and just hung out wit us.
So now its around 2am...and me and Capo decided to bug out, and we head down to south beach to wait for someone that didnt showed up. No harm done, we met up wit some girl and got their numbers...Girls from England that just moved here...
I am not going to lie to you, i had a hard on the size of the statue of liberty when i heard their accents...lol
I think one of them noticed...oh well, they where chill...and very attractive...
its not 3:30 and we go home.
When i get home...
and here is the kicker...
I catch my roommate fucking this girl on my chair...
and the funny thing is that the girl saw me walked in, but persisted to bounce on my boy dick...funny site...
Now they are still going at it, and my boy is doing these really funny noises and im trying not laugh...he releases onto the girl and he fucking moans like a fucking hippo and i laugh hysterically.
Then quickly get ups and says "WTF man, you fag!"
"No sir, i didn't not see any penis and if i where to jerk off it just like a porno, so i amsafe from all gay allocations."
And apparently the girl didn't stop because she said it look like i was haveing a good time looking...because i was laughing so much.
So the girl leaves he goes to sleep...and i go to sleep...
then i get call from my friend betsey, The best chick ive ever met. There aint no one this planet that is like her. I am going to marry this girl...she told me that we were going to...lol
She told me she wanted to see me. She wanted me to go the west coast.
Anyone one wanna go to LA?
lol