Order 280

[steeldame]

Zombies. Ghouls, they are certainly not. Too slow, too aimless, they cannot even wield weapons. Must it always be this unsightly pest the one that strikes the City again and again? The whinging about the zombie's rights will begin in no time.This infestation has grown to be more vexing than actually dangerous. Don't panic, barricade your homes and

Comments

[deathbutler]

Y- Y- Y-

[steeldame]

Finish that word. I won't ask for a full sentence.

[deathbutler]

YESSSSSSSSS SIRRRRRRRRRRRR

[steeldame]

You will have to wield a weapon yourself. Choose wisely.

[deathbutler]

I have a Deringer...

[steeldame]

Oh hoh? I wasn't aware you kept any sort of firearm. Let's melt silver and make bullets for your Deringer.

Remember to aim between the eyes.

[deathbutler]

M- Madam thought it best, just in case-

Yessir.

[steeldame]

How is your aim like? I wouldn't have shooting your own foot or mine by accident.

[deathbutler]

I wouldn't shoot your foot, sir- I'd shoot my own, first!

[steeldame]

I would rather you shoot neither. Come with me. We are training your aim. The sun is up. The streets are safe.

[deathbutler]

Yes, sir.

INTEGRA IS GOING TO MAKE A MAN OF YOU, BASTIEN

[steeldame]

First the bullets. Then the practice.

OH SNAP

[deathbutler]

O- Okay.

*PLAYS MULAN SONG AS SOUNDTRACK*

[steeldame]

Splendid. We shall begin immediately.

pefect

[deathbutler]

Yes, sir~!

[steeldame]

No whinging or squeaking during our sessions. Be a man.