Suggested Halloween Costume:
Take a mass-produced skeleton costume, a lacy pink bra-and-panties set, and an 80s-porn-star wig. Put them on in that order: the undies over the skeleton suit, and the wig over the skeleton mask. Then, when someone asks "Uhm... what the frell are you supposed to be?" ...
... reply to them, "Isn't it obvious? I'm a Victoria's Secret model!"
Works best on scrawny young men with no pectoral muscles to speak of.