Don't ever let life pass you by

[steelbuddha]

A rundown of my dream life:
-Become a drug dealer for a year or two just to make easy money
-Move to California
-Write an epic screenplay that some indie or prestigeous director buys for vast amounts of money
-A year later watch my story in a movie theatre
-Earn lots-o-more money
-Marry Maria Sharapova
-Buy a mansion somewhere in Orange County
-Write and possibly direct my epic screenplay about being a Teen in my hometown of Juneau, Alaska
-Make more money
-Move to Canada and become a writer for Degrassi
-Live happily ever after with Maria and I soaking in our exquisite wealth

My real life:
-A college drop out
-Stuck in Juneau
-A shunner magnet
-working at a medical clinic
-Wandering aimlessly into my future

Life is good.

Merry Christmas & happy holidays everyone.

Question...

What skills do I need to become a drug dealer?