[video]
[At first the video swings across Al's armor... well, except, the eyes aren't lit up anymore. Usually that means he's dead. But, no, Al's voice comes through the communicator! Actually, it's just chattering teeth accompanied by laughter.]
F-figures th-this would happen during fall!
[Despite the complaints, he pretty much sounds on the verge of tears from sheer fucking JOY. The camera turns; behold an extremely emaciated, long-haired, hobo-looking Alphonse Elric. (Wait-up view, thankfully). Holy crap he is crying! Al doesn't really realize it though. He's a little too busy being cold and naked.]
H-hah! Good news is that I'm not sneezing maggots this time. D-does, um, anyone want to lend me a pair of pants?
...Brother? Dad?
F-figures th-this would happen during fall!
[Despite the complaints, he pretty much sounds on the verge of tears from sheer fucking JOY. The camera turns; behold an extremely emaciated, long-haired, hobo-looking Alphonse Elric. (Wait-up view, thankfully). Holy crap he is crying! Al doesn't really realize it though. He's a little too busy being cold and naked.]
H-hah! Good news is that I'm not sneezing maggots this time. D-does, um, anyone want to lend me a pair of pants?
...Brother? Dad?