[voice; english]

[steelbloodseal]

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'M SO SORRY.

I-I don't normally... erm, most of you know I don't normally act like that, and-- oh man, I

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[Voice; English]

[notassguardian]

Uh, well, the swelling's gone down. And it kind of... wasn't your fault. So, no harm, no foul?

[Voice; English]

[steelbloodseal]

Oh man, I swear, I don't normally act like that! Worst first impression ever. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?

[Voice; English] GOD I'M SO SLOW.

[notassguardian]

Oh, well, yeah. I really didn't think you did. But hey, I've taken worse hits. Don't worry about it.

[Voice; English] IT'S OKAY I'VE BEEN IN A BLACK HOLE THIS ENTIRE WEEK

[steelbloodseal]

Are you sure? I don't have my alchemy at the moment, again, but I can fix anything of yours that's broken! Seriously, if you need any help, let me know. I feel terrible about this entire thing.

[Voice; English] /pulls you out of black whole

[notassguardian]

Well, it's not like I even have anything here, but uh, I appreciate it? Really, it's not a big deal. I've gotten worse hits before.

[Voice; English] /FALLS INTO THE PIT OF WORK sob

[steelbloodseal]

You've had worse than a possessed suit of armor-turned-monster come through the window to knock you unconscious and threaten to kill you?

...Wow. That sucks.

[Voice; English] /HEY I UNDERSTAND THAT ALL TOO WELL ;;

[notassguardian]

Uh, well, yeah. I mean, crazy shapeshifting aliens who want to rule your planet and kill people important to you? And I mean, really want to. Really. They're persistent. It.. uh, kind of takes the cake.

[Voice; English] /let's wallow together

[steelbloodseal]

I think it's even more disturbing that I can relate to that. Replace "aliens" with "artificial humans" and you've got my life. Except Envy's the only one that can really shapeshift.

Did you manage to get rid of the aliens?

[Voice; English] /wallows with forever

[notassguardian]

Close enough. I mean really. I don't even think it should be possible for people to be able to relate to stuff like that. I mean, it's just wrong.

Uh, well... yeah. It took a lot of people. Though what's been going on lately back home is almost worse. Can't catch a break, I guess.