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Well this morning I was so dehydrated that after we ran I puked and nearly passed out. It wasn't fun. I haven't puked in a loooooong time. But yeah so I got home and drank alot of water and fell asleep. Later I got up and went shopping with mom. I bought undies and a pair of pants :) It was fun. Then I did a mad lib and had manda fill in the spaces. Heres it is...
My date with Spiderman
Holy Ostrich, you wont believe this! We were hanging out at Subway when all of a sudden Toby Maguire walked in. David dared me to talk to him, so I said CarrotS! You know how evtremely small I am, so I challenged Tobey to a cereal eating contest. I at 69 in 5 minutes-totally kicking his eyelid.But he started turning puke green, so I gave him the traubenik manuever.He was so grateful that he asked if i'd be his date to the spiderman premiere.Of course I said Yes! When Tobey came to pick me up, he said I looked hotter than Hilary Duff. I thought Eat ur heart out Olivia. We took a helicopter to the premeiere, and Tobey immediately began to masturbate up the red carpet. Reese witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were showing pictures of their new pillow to jimmy buffet. Clay Aiken showed up wearing a homemade batman costume. I was practically blinded by all the flashbulbs going off around us.I thought there must of been atleast 7 photographers! But when my cheek started to adjust to the lights I realized all those lights were coming from one person- Dr. Octopus! He was licking Tobey with the cameras on the ends of his tentacles to ruin the premiere. I yelled Holy Fruit Salad But instead of running away tobey ripped open his hat and turned into spiderman. He picked up the villan and tied him with shoes that came out of his toe. It was so huge. Toey came over and gave me a big plastic baggy on the lips. I just hope Dominic wont see it on tv. do you think Tobey will smell me again? XOXO Mrs. Amanda Maguire
Then I ordered myself a pizza for dinner and now im getting ready to go to sleep. I hope tommorrow is a better running day.
<3 Lissie
My date with Spiderman
Holy Ostrich, you wont believe this! We were hanging out at Subway when all of a sudden Toby Maguire walked in. David dared me to talk to him, so I said CarrotS! You know how evtremely small I am, so I challenged Tobey to a cereal eating contest. I at 69 in 5 minutes-totally kicking his eyelid.But he started turning puke green, so I gave him the traubenik manuever.He was so grateful that he asked if i'd be his date to the spiderman premiere.Of course I said Yes! When Tobey came to pick me up, he said I looked hotter than Hilary Duff. I thought Eat ur heart out Olivia. We took a helicopter to the premeiere, and Tobey immediately began to masturbate up the red carpet. Reese witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were showing pictures of their new pillow to jimmy buffet. Clay Aiken showed up wearing a homemade batman costume. I was practically blinded by all the flashbulbs going off around us.I thought there must of been atleast 7 photographers! But when my cheek started to adjust to the lights I realized all those lights were coming from one person- Dr. Octopus! He was licking Tobey with the cameras on the ends of his tentacles to ruin the premiere. I yelled Holy Fruit Salad But instead of running away tobey ripped open his hat and turned into spiderman. He picked up the villan and tied him with shoes that came out of his toe. It was so huge. Toey came over and gave me a big plastic baggy on the lips. I just hope Dominic wont see it on tv. do you think Tobey will smell me again? XOXO Mrs. Amanda Maguire
Then I ordered myself a pizza for dinner and now im getting ready to go to sleep. I hope tommorrow is a better running day.
<3 Lissie