ooooooh shit guyzzzzz
I honestly have not posted in so long that I FORGOT how to post...
Like it honestly took me at least five minutes to find the button I was panicking
FO REALz
So uh....it would take like forty patrillion hours to recap my whole life since my last useless entry to this useless entry so I'm just going to leave that up to your digression...
YO DOES ANYONE LIKE WANT ME TO COME BACK OR SHOULD I JUST STAY IN THE SHADOWS!?!?!
I'm going to hold a vote.
Oh shit guyz I feel like Jay-Z...except this isn't the 80th time I've come out of retirement.
Yesterday I was joking with this girl Cassie with cute hair about stuff in the coffee line and I said something about being retired and I pushed out my belly and patted it while I said it and I could totally picture myself as an old bald guy with a gut and I really really hoped she could do.
Jordan I'm listening to Chingy Jackpot plz don't kill me. Also I treat my women like construction workers.
ummmmmm college is lame. All I ever want to do is go to white plains or watch VH1 or draw birds/beauty and the beast characters
OH ALSO MOLLY last night at like 1:30 I was talking to Kyle about Beauty and the Beast and he said that Phillipe was the only black character and I got really mad because Phillipe is NOT black but he does save the day.
ummm neways....everyone is dumb hippies and instead of doing those previously listed things that I want to do I just sit on the dirty dirt ground listen to people talk out of their asses or play guitar for like five hundred hours a day. Also everyone in my painting class are idiots who say things like "LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY I'M NO PICASSO!" which just makes me want to torture someone or something small.
Also there are bees EVERYWHERE and I have liek 4091904810491047109 panic attacks per hour because I am afraid of their sneaky stingers.
I am typing in a really weird way right now and it is hurting my wrists. STIGMATA!!!!
I have class in an hour and I should go get lunch but don't want to. =[
CUZ I'M LAZY!
ALso I miss everyyone and everything sooooooo much and I might actually go back to work so I'll be home like all the time but that's ok because there is NOTHING to dooooobhhhheerrrrreeee!!!!
but yeah as it turns out I really really really need money and all the jobs around here are either for work study guys or in sketch neighborhoods where I don't want to get raped/stabbed
I like....one of my professors...
The panting guy is alright to I GUESS !!
GUYS REMEMBER MY SENIOR PROFILE IN THE YEAR BOOK!??!?!
THAT WAS MY HIGH POINT I SHOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF AFTER THAT BECAUSE IT'S ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE!!!
AHHHA no but seriously it was really funny...
NEW DEGRASSI SOON
The new commercials just accentuate everyone's acne and pores and things and it just grosses me out soooooo much.
Oh my god The Dope Show just came on and now I'm having seizures!!!
okokokok my foot is falling asleep so I guess that means I gotta gooo!!!!
Is anyone gonna read this or am I too much of a betrayer?!?!?
don't forget tthat voting thing!!!!
aightaightaighraighraight
BYYWWWWEE
FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL
Like it honestly took me at least five minutes to find the button I was panicking
FO REALz
So uh....it would take like forty patrillion hours to recap my whole life since my last useless entry to this useless entry so I'm just going to leave that up to your digression...
YO DOES ANYONE LIKE WANT ME TO COME BACK OR SHOULD I JUST STAY IN THE SHADOWS!?!?!
I'm going to hold a vote.
Oh shit guyz I feel like Jay-Z...except this isn't the 80th time I've come out of retirement.
Yesterday I was joking with this girl Cassie with cute hair about stuff in the coffee line and I said something about being retired and I pushed out my belly and patted it while I said it and I could totally picture myself as an old bald guy with a gut and I really really hoped she could do.
Jordan I'm listening to Chingy Jackpot plz don't kill me. Also I treat my women like construction workers.
ummmmmm college is lame. All I ever want to do is go to white plains or watch VH1 or draw birds/beauty and the beast characters
OH ALSO MOLLY last night at like 1:30 I was talking to Kyle about Beauty and the Beast and he said that Phillipe was the only black character and I got really mad because Phillipe is NOT black but he does save the day.
ummm neways....everyone is dumb hippies and instead of doing those previously listed things that I want to do I just sit on the dirty dirt ground listen to people talk out of their asses or play guitar for like five hundred hours a day. Also everyone in my painting class are idiots who say things like "LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY I'M NO PICASSO!" which just makes me want to torture someone or something small.
Also there are bees EVERYWHERE and I have liek 4091904810491047109 panic attacks per hour because I am afraid of their sneaky stingers.
I am typing in a really weird way right now and it is hurting my wrists. STIGMATA!!!!
I have class in an hour and I should go get lunch but don't want to. =[
CUZ I'M LAZY!
ALso I miss everyyone and everything sooooooo much and I might actually go back to work so I'll be home like all the time but that's ok because there is NOTHING to dooooobhhhheerrrrreeee!!!!
but yeah as it turns out I really really really need money and all the jobs around here are either for work study guys or in sketch neighborhoods where I don't want to get raped/stabbed
I like....one of my professors...
The panting guy is alright to I GUESS !!
GUYS REMEMBER MY SENIOR PROFILE IN THE YEAR BOOK!??!?!
THAT WAS MY HIGH POINT I SHOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF AFTER THAT BECAUSE IT'S ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE!!!
AHHHA no but seriously it was really funny...
NEW DEGRASSI SOON
The new commercials just accentuate everyone's acne and pores and things and it just grosses me out soooooo much.
Oh my god The Dope Show just came on and now I'm having seizures!!!
okokokok my foot is falling asleep so I guess that means I gotta gooo!!!!
Is anyone gonna read this or am I too much of a betrayer?!?!?
don't forget tthat voting thing!!!!
aightaightaighraighraight
BYYWWWWEE
FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL