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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
· No Jesus.
· No Wal-Mart.
· No television.
· No cheerleaders.
· No baseball.
· No football.
· No basketball.
· No hockey.
· No golf.
· No tailgate parties.
· No Home Depot.
· No pork BBQ.
· No hot dogs.
· No burgers.
· No lobster.
· No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
· No gumbo.
· No jambalaya.
· More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
· Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
· Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
· Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
· No chocolate chip cookies.
· No Girl Scout cookies.
· No Christmas.
· You can't shave.
· Your wives can't shave.
· You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
· The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
· Your bride is picked by someone else.
· She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really. IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE?