She's alive....ALIVE!
Alright, I said that I was not going to update on this anymore but I just can't help it. I just got to fill out a quiz and let you all in on the secret inner workings of my mind. And because I have an hour to kill while my clothes are drying. Mad props to Ryan for featuring me in his livejournal so much lately. To salute him I will use his quiz:
1. What would your FULL name be if it was up to you, and if you were the opposite sex, what would your FULL name be? Why?
This is a lame question, it is worded in a complicated manner that confuses me. My name is Bonnie Rae Walker. If I were a guy I would want to be named Merrick or Simon. If I were a girl in another dimention I would want my name to be Merrick or Simone. Walker would stay.
2. What is the funniest thing you've ever seen?
Hmmm... there are a few things. Lately it's been Bonnie in rehearsal... I don't know why, but she's had me in tears. Especially when she does "Stuffy Victorian Theater."
3. What is the saddest thing you have ever seen?
My dead cat violently yanked out of her final resting place in my backyard by a puppy who wanted to knaw on her skull for a bit. She was shiney because the rot had made her fur sloth off. I don't think sloth is spelt right for this context.
4. Let's visit my kitchen. If I had an endless supply of food in my refrigerator, what would you cook?
I would be like "god damn it I'm hungry right now" and would pop something in the microwave. It would piss me off if all I had was salt, flour and vanilla extract.
5. What song do you secretly love, but wouldn't want your friends to know?
I really like the song "The Rose" by Bette Midler, fuck off! it tells all about what some say love is!
6. You have a $200 gift certificate to the mall. What do you buy?
This blues CD that I'm all antsy about. A few books. Some new flip flops. For Summer! and a cat toy. For a secret reason. Just kidding, I'll tell you. Later
7. If you could play any instrument in any band, what would you play and what band would you be a part of?
I would want to play the cello or the piano though neither of those are technically in a band. So I would sing and be Gwen Stefani so I could look at myself every day and have that face looking back at me.
8. Clear your mind. I know you're thinking about something! What is it?
It's remarkable how seriously I am taking this quiz. I can't believe I actually laid my head back, shut my eyes and cleared my mind for an internet quiz.
9. What is your favorite Christmas song?
"Can you see what I see?" or some Jewish song about the story of that holiday they celebrate around that time that I sung in middle school. Qwanza?
10. What is your current ringtone?
It's on vibrate, but when it does ring it is the beloved patriotic ballad of 1812
11. What is your favorite cartoon character (Disney, WB, etc)?
maleficent or bambi, depending on my mood. All of the princesses are pretty much pussys.
12. You're creating a magazine. What is it called and who will be the first person on the cover?
I would do the oprah thing and feature myself on every cover with my favorite celebrities. Or, if I couldn't do that then I would just have oprah.
13. What is your favorite kind of cookie?
Oreo, only with milk
14. What is your favorite kind of water?
room temperature, with no ice for maximum drinking speed. I prefer bottled. Not arrowhead, that tastes worse than tap.
15. Everyone loves movies! If you could choose to live the life of any character in a movie, what would you pick?
Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 2. I want to punch a shark in the face while swimming hundreds of feet to the surface while magically not having my head implode. Or getting the bends. I know this because I am scuba certified.
16. What is your favorite way to exercise?
Horseback riding, and that happens alll the time let me tell you. I think I would enjoy yoga too.
17. What celebrity do people tell you you look like?
Honestly no one consistently but I think that the most right on is the Turets Syndrome girl from Deuce Bigalow.
18. What is your favorite song TO SING.
Something from Phantom, I sing it very faintly so that no one will ever hear me.
19. What is your dream car (color too, don't be lame)?
A Toyota Prius, not brown or teal. Or the new Lexus hypbrid that has yet to come on the market.
20. Worst movie ever?
Deep Blue Sea, and what made it especially bad it that Ebert did not review or rate it as badly as it deserved to be. Fucking tool. But it is a horrible movie.
21. What did you want to be when you grow up when you were like 5?
A horse trainer.
22. What is your ideal job now (and I mean ANYTHING)?
Comedian, writer, something to do with politics or a housewife.
23. What one article of clothing could you not live without (Don't count bras, socks, and thongs, duh [shut up, you know you wear thongs ;)])?
First of all I resent that you needed to add the happy face to get your joke across. Do you think I am so stupid that I would not get it without the happy face acting like a fat *JOKE HERE* sign? Give me more credit than that. Jeans.
24. What lyrics from a song mean the most to you?
From "The Luckiest" by Ben Folds.
25. If you could have any talent what would you want to be able to do?
Be a great comedian, or sing.
26. What song makes you wanna get up and shake ur ass?
"Danger High Voltage" by Electric 6. This video is brilliant.
27. If you could send out one message to everyone in the world, what would you say?
As the able, we have a responsibility to care for the elderly who have cared for us, and for the young who will be resonsible when we are unable.
28. What is your usual at *bucks?
Hot chocolate, though they make it a bit too bitter.
29. How many people have you kissed? Can you name them all?
No, I have kissed many people in my life, friends family and many many lovers.
The toy is for my cat.
1. What would your FULL name be if it was up to you, and if you were the opposite sex, what would your FULL name be? Why?
This is a lame question, it is worded in a complicated manner that confuses me. My name is Bonnie Rae Walker. If I were a guy I would want to be named Merrick or Simon. If I were a girl in another dimention I would want my name to be Merrick or Simone. Walker would stay.
2. What is the funniest thing you've ever seen?
Hmmm... there are a few things. Lately it's been Bonnie in rehearsal... I don't know why, but she's had me in tears. Especially when she does "Stuffy Victorian Theater."
3. What is the saddest thing you have ever seen?
My dead cat violently yanked out of her final resting place in my backyard by a puppy who wanted to knaw on her skull for a bit. She was shiney because the rot had made her fur sloth off. I don't think sloth is spelt right for this context.
4. Let's visit my kitchen. If I had an endless supply of food in my refrigerator, what would you cook?
I would be like "god damn it I'm hungry right now" and would pop something in the microwave. It would piss me off if all I had was salt, flour and vanilla extract.
5. What song do you secretly love, but wouldn't want your friends to know?
I really like the song "The Rose" by Bette Midler, fuck off! it tells all about what some say love is!
6. You have a $200 gift certificate to the mall. What do you buy?
This blues CD that I'm all antsy about. A few books. Some new flip flops. For Summer! and a cat toy. For a secret reason. Just kidding, I'll tell you. Later
7. If you could play any instrument in any band, what would you play and what band would you be a part of?
I would want to play the cello or the piano though neither of those are technically in a band. So I would sing and be Gwen Stefani so I could look at myself every day and have that face looking back at me.
8. Clear your mind. I know you're thinking about something! What is it?
It's remarkable how seriously I am taking this quiz. I can't believe I actually laid my head back, shut my eyes and cleared my mind for an internet quiz.
9. What is your favorite Christmas song?
"Can you see what I see?" or some Jewish song about the story of that holiday they celebrate around that time that I sung in middle school. Qwanza?
10. What is your current ringtone?
It's on vibrate, but when it does ring it is the beloved patriotic ballad of 1812
11. What is your favorite cartoon character (Disney, WB, etc)?
maleficent or bambi, depending on my mood. All of the princesses are pretty much pussys.
12. You're creating a magazine. What is it called and who will be the first person on the cover?
I would do the oprah thing and feature myself on every cover with my favorite celebrities. Or, if I couldn't do that then I would just have oprah.
13. What is your favorite kind of cookie?
Oreo, only with milk
14. What is your favorite kind of water?
room temperature, with no ice for maximum drinking speed. I prefer bottled. Not arrowhead, that tastes worse than tap.
15. Everyone loves movies! If you could choose to live the life of any character in a movie, what would you pick?
Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 2. I want to punch a shark in the face while swimming hundreds of feet to the surface while magically not having my head implode. Or getting the bends. I know this because I am scuba certified.
16. What is your favorite way to exercise?
Horseback riding, and that happens alll the time let me tell you. I think I would enjoy yoga too.
17. What celebrity do people tell you you look like?
Honestly no one consistently but I think that the most right on is the Turets Syndrome girl from Deuce Bigalow.
18. What is your favorite song TO SING.
Something from Phantom, I sing it very faintly so that no one will ever hear me.
19. What is your dream car (color too, don't be lame)?
A Toyota Prius, not brown or teal. Or the new Lexus hypbrid that has yet to come on the market.
20. Worst movie ever?
Deep Blue Sea, and what made it especially bad it that Ebert did not review or rate it as badly as it deserved to be. Fucking tool. But it is a horrible movie.
21. What did you want to be when you grow up when you were like 5?
A horse trainer.
22. What is your ideal job now (and I mean ANYTHING)?
Comedian, writer, something to do with politics or a housewife.
23. What one article of clothing could you not live without (Don't count bras, socks, and thongs, duh [shut up, you know you wear thongs ;)])?
First of all I resent that you needed to add the happy face to get your joke across. Do you think I am so stupid that I would not get it without the happy face acting like a fat *JOKE HERE* sign? Give me more credit than that. Jeans.
24. What lyrics from a song mean the most to you?
From "The Luckiest" by Ben Folds.
25. If you could have any talent what would you want to be able to do?
Be a great comedian, or sing.
26. What song makes you wanna get up and shake ur ass?
"Danger High Voltage" by Electric 6. This video is brilliant.
27. If you could send out one message to everyone in the world, what would you say?
As the able, we have a responsibility to care for the elderly who have cared for us, and for the young who will be resonsible when we are unable.
28. What is your usual at *bucks?
Hot chocolate, though they make it a bit too bitter.
29. How many people have you kissed? Can you name them all?
No, I have kissed many people in my life, friends family and many many lovers.
The toy is for my cat.