Nasal Assault

[steeb2er]

One of the women here in my office just Febreez'd the bejesus out of her cube. I imagine this is what Willy Wonka's farts smell like. It's like a WWI mustard gas attack ... by Victoria's Secret. This is how Hello Kitty's entire universe smells. And that scares me.

Comments

[widbmetal]

Don't you already live in the Hello Kitty universe? I always wondered what it would be like to own a cat with no mouth and a head as big as a Geo Metro.

[steeb2er]

Damn near it. Home just LOOKS like HK Universe, now work SMELLS like it. I can't escape.

[widbmetal]

You need a manly room like my dad had. My mom allowed him the basement and it was a shit pile of baseball cards and power tools. See if you can neogotiate that.

[steeb2er]

Indeed. I tried to have my computer in the basement, but Dez said it was too messy ... now that it's back in the office, she won't let me put up movie / music posters because it makes the room look "tacky". *sigh* I may have to just go visit your Dad's shrine to all things man when I need a boost of testosterone.

[widbmetal]

Unfortunately my dad's room was dismantled when my parents' moved. But it was quite a sight. You had no idea there were so many kinds of nails and screws. He had jars of GIJOE parts, piles of baseball cards, all kinds of extension cords, power tools, regular tools, tickets and flags from sporting events and a tarp he used to cover up the litter box from the cat. Amazing.