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[not_his_shadow]

So, it has been nearly a day, and there was no word from you, staff, about that mysterious assassin from last night? How am I expected to understand that silence? Disappointment about your failure, or could it be that she managed to sneak into this place without your notice?

[A dry, condescending exhale, almost a laugh - this topic's over for him

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[bigbad17]

Don't have the foggiest what you're on about, mate.

[not_his_shadow]

[IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE THIS DISPLEASED EXPRESSION.]

What exactly did you just say?

[bigbad17]

[IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE THIS SO NOT CARING EXPRESSION.]

You're nuts. Understand that? Also You ain't getting a new chair. We got a strict you break it you bought it policy here.

[not_his_shadow]

I will buy nothing in this cell.

[WHAT THE HELL AND YOU CALL HIM NUTS?]

[bigbad17]

[He cannot even believe how stupid you are.]

Right. Okay. While we're on the subject of you being crazy, then.

[not_his_shadow]

[LMFAO SHUT UP YOU UNCULTURED FOREIGN BARBARIAN.]

I am amazed that my captors have the time and resources to employ someone solely responsible of mocking their prisoners.

[bigbad17]

[YEAH WELL SO'S YOUR MOM.]

Oh no, that's just one of the perks. They had to make it up to me, on account of how they won't let me eat anybody.

[not_his_shadow]

[LMFAO SHUT UP AND GET ON AIM]

And why would you want to eat us?

[bigbad17]

Hearing things now are you?

[Ha! He is messing with you.]

[not_his_shadow]

You are a strange man.

[LMAO WELL FUCK THIS]

[bigbad17]

Says the nutter.

[not_his_shadow]

You are dismissed, guard.

[bigbad17]

Ooh, am I? After all that trouble to get my attention? Patience is a virtue. I think.

[not_his_shadow]

I require nothing more of you. You are dismissed.

[bigbad17]

Well la de da. Have fun with your broken chair though mate 'cause we ain't fixing it up.

[not_his_shadow]

As you wish. I cannot fathom how you can find it comfortable to sit on these anyway.