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[abyssmalether]

This place is feelin' more an' more like a funeral house each day. Fuckin' sutras over the intercom and everythin'. The hell is everyone so damn quiet? I swear, I can almost smell the formaldehyde. Ever smell that shit? It's nasty

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[covetous_sky]

Doesn't stink so bad as burnt hairdresser.

So far. You?

[abyssmalether]

Burnt fur's just as bad.

Good. Keep it that way. I'm fine.

[covetous_sky]

Settin' puppies on fire, brother?

Don't act like I got bearin' on what happens to me here.

[abyssmalether]

More like foxes.

Stay under the radar?

[covetous_sky]

Shoulda told him years ago that coat was ugly as all hell.

Tryin'. It ain't easy with you houndin' my every move.

[abyssmalether]

It was endearin'. The way a kid keeps a security blanket, y'know?

Sorry. I'll try t' tone it down. Just worried.

[covetous_sky]

Just like that hat 'a yours?

Mhm.

[abyssmalether]

Keep th' hat out of this. It's comfy.

Don't want you losin' your tongue too.

[covetous_sky]

It's dumb.

First the eyes, then th' tongue, we goin' for an ear or a nose next?

[abyssmalether]

An' yours is any different?

Better not. Y'know how freaky a guy looks without a nose?

[covetous_sky]

Normal people wear baseball caps. Retards wear hats and arm-scarves.

Suppose you're gonna tell me?

[abyssmalether]

They're comfortable.

It's like castle greyskull. On your face.

[covetous_sky]

So's bein' naked but you don't see me-- wait, hangon. You got a point.

Ahh, I see. Very interestin'. Seriously, you take interest in the most morbid...

[abyssmalether]

Hah.

Guy's gotta pass the time somehow.

[covetous_sky]

You'll think hah.

Why not, you know. Books? Golf?

[abyssmalether]

And I'll say hah.

Tried golf before. Too borin'. Old man's game. Right up your ally, bro.