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GOOD MORNING, SAINT EDELWEISS!
Patients and staff, I hope that you're all enjoying the night air this evening. As usual, I'm here to let all of you know of recent administrative rearrangements to our fine establishment!
Now, as I'm sure you are all aware of, young Eric Cartman has been getting medical attention for a nasty little scrape he was in recently. Unfortunately, young Mr. Cartman was simply not up to the requirements of being a part of our illustrious staff.
We will be sure to give him the treatment he needs in order to cope with his recent tragedy!
Also, after further thought, it is clear that Mr. Jack Kelly's talents lie not in the physicality of security, but rather in the more...nurturing position of nurse. We are quite sure Mr. Kelly is up to the task of learning on the job!
Patients and staff, I hope that you're all enjoying the night air this evening. As usual, I'm here to let all of you know of recent administrative rearrangements to our fine establishment!
Now, as I'm sure you are all aware of, young Eric Cartman has been getting medical attention for a nasty little scrape he was in recently. Unfortunately, young Mr. Cartman was simply not up to the requirements of being a part of our illustrious staff.
We will be sure to give him the treatment he needs in order to cope with his recent tragedy!
Also, after further thought, it is clear that Mr. Jack Kelly's talents lie not in the physicality of security, but rather in the more...nurturing position of nurse. We are quite sure Mr. Kelly is up to the task of learning on the job!