Hey, America.
So, I hear it's your birthday. While we may not be the greatest of friends, and sometimes I wish I lived anywhere but here, you're a pretty good country. Yeah, you have your faults, but what country doesn't? I know I under-appreciate you sometimes, but I do know that I'm a lot better off here than a lot of other countries.
Happy 234th, America. xoxo,
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