Shower Time
Almost all my ideas are from the inside of plastic curtains.
The kind of ideas that are so inspiring and thoughtful, you just have to write them down.
But the water is warm and pleasant. 'I'd just keep it in my mind, it will be okay. Not a big deal.'
Then I start thinking more to that idea, make it better, it's a human kind of feeling. Make it better, all the time.
The problem is is that you think too much about the ahead times.
Stupid light bulb flickers on for once at the most inconvenient times. Then that light bulb just stays on. Making you think 'yes, yes, that's amazing.'
Then we start thinking about the changes it would make. Maybe that boy would finally talk to you, all of your friends will think you're a genius! Because you are.
Turn the water off, grab the towel and just pat dry that idea right out of ya! Every time! The towel must have this censer to know you have an idea that could be so evolutionary that it says "no. Oh what? You want to replace laundry, I don't think so. World hunger? Not today, pal."
Then you get mad because you forgot, but oh well. Big deal, think about it later.
Turn on the tv about ten years later, they stopped the pain of laundry. Or they solved the problem for hunger.
You nudge your husband,
"HEY! He stole my idea!"
The moral of this story is that towels are evil.
Live in a shower, and for the love of god. Please solve the world problem...of laundry.
The kind of ideas that are so inspiring and thoughtful, you just have to write them down.
But the water is warm and pleasant. 'I'd just keep it in my mind, it will be okay. Not a big deal.'
Then I start thinking more to that idea, make it better, it's a human kind of feeling. Make it better, all the time.
The problem is is that you think too much about the ahead times.
Stupid light bulb flickers on for once at the most inconvenient times. Then that light bulb just stays on. Making you think 'yes, yes, that's amazing.'
Then we start thinking about the changes it would make. Maybe that boy would finally talk to you, all of your friends will think you're a genius! Because you are.
Turn the water off, grab the towel and just pat dry that idea right out of ya! Every time! The towel must have this censer to know you have an idea that could be so evolutionary that it says "no. Oh what? You want to replace laundry, I don't think so. World hunger? Not today, pal."
Then you get mad because you forgot, but oh well. Big deal, think about it later.
Turn on the tv about ten years later, they stopped the pain of laundry. Or they solved the problem for hunger.
You nudge your husband,
"HEY! He stole my idea!"
The moral of this story is that towels are evil.
Live in a shower, and for the love of god. Please solve the world problem...of laundry.