Writer's Block: Raving about Rants

[stealyourtea82]

The best rant ever on Livejournal is the first reply to this post about the remake of Dawn of the Dead, which is a pretty hilarious rant itself. The amazing thing is it's so short, but in this short span of words I have shed tears from laughing so completely hard.

The last line of this amazing rant?

"Long story short, purple monkey dish washer."

AMAZING. Please read this rant, it is hilarious...to me, at least.