Aug 13, 2006 01:04
Devin tried to convince me that I'm hot now.
What?!? When did this happen?? I have never been hot!! What is going on????!?!!
I tried to get him to explain this to me. I asked pointed questions like "What??!? I didn't used to be hot and now I am? How did this happen? When? Why? Is it the nose ring? Is it just confidence? I'm not trying to be hot, I swear, it just happened!"
Ok, that last one wasn't a question.
But honestly, I don't get it. This is entirely baffling. I surely think I'm more hot than I used to be, but Hot has never been one of my aims. I've shot for things like Smart and Clever and Funny and Nice and Staggeringly Witty and Cute Enough, but certainly not Hot. I don't even think I believe him.
I'm not fishing for compliments here. I'm just a little confused and secretly impressed with myself.
ALSO there is a gelato place downtown now. It's no Gelateria dei Neri (or even Il Procopio), but I'll take what I can get.