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1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
gas/heating, it's always so high.
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
nice restaurant, the closest thing we have is The Keg.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
years and years ago
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
never
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Um, there were a few... Miss Humphrey (DIE) and I don't remember the rest
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
reading comics
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
a beloved writer
8. How many colleges did you attend?
just this one
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
because it's got BATMAN on it
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
still too high, but bearable for the moment
11. If you could move anywhere, where would it be?
...honestly not sure. Big cities are too expensive for family living
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
How's my daughter doing? (she was cooing in her sleep)
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
something or other that Kathleen and I were talking about, maybe xmas...
14. Favorite style of underwear?
boxers, briefs are the devil, and boxer briefs are the dog's shite for comfort.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
probably boxers
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
cleaning toilets
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
no
18. Get up early or sleep in?
depends on the day
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Homer, or Fry.
20. Favorite NON-sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Cuddling
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
No idea
22. How many joints pop when you get out of bed in the morning????
none
23. What is the biggest amount of $$ you have made from a yard sale?
er...
24. Your favorite lunchmeat?
fajita chicken
25. What do you get every time you go into a 7-11?
I usually end up buying a magazine
26. Beach or lake?
bwuh?
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
not really, although I can see why the meaning and perception of marriage has changed over the years.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
I don't use MySpace
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Clodhoppers.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out you have?
Meet the Fockers, I think Kathleen made us watch it about 50 times in the past year (no exaggeration).
31. What's your drink?
Chocolate milk
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Aw, what the hell, no one ever says Indians.
33. Cops or Robbers?
robbers
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
about half the time
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
me? If I resembled a Hollywood star I probably wouldn't be here right now.
Which would suck, because I love my life.
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of "Lost" would you be?
Sawyer.
37. What do you want when you are sick?
a quick recovery.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
there's a few guys I wouldn't mind running into again.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
probably CBC radio
42. Norm or Cliff?
Norm, that stumbling drunk.
"I'll kill ya! I'll kill all of ya! ... I love you guys...."
As an aside, how cool was it to have the Cheers ending with Swarley on HIMYM?
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Avoid the crazy eyes!!!
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Across from wha? Usually when I type for class it's Stan, so sure.
46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
"No more VULVA..."
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Neil Gaiman.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
The inner wrestling mark in me says Trish Stratus.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
no
50. Last book you read for real?
is it sad I'm having trouble thinking of one? I'll just say "Pride of Baghdad."
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
my daughter has many.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
on the street
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Isn't there a Museum of Superman there?
54. Number of texts in a day?
texts?
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
career
56. Do you go to church?
not after what happened last time...
57. Pencil or pen?
Pen
58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller???
Anyone? Anyone? The Declaration of Independence.
59. How many jobs have you had?
ten??
60. What do you want to achieve in life?
Happy family.
gas/heating, it's always so high.
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
nice restaurant, the closest thing we have is The Keg.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
years and years ago
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
never
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Um, there were a few... Miss Humphrey (DIE) and I don't remember the rest
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
reading comics
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
a beloved writer
8. How many colleges did you attend?
just this one
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
because it's got BATMAN on it
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
still too high, but bearable for the moment
11. If you could move anywhere, where would it be?
...honestly not sure. Big cities are too expensive for family living
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
How's my daughter doing? (she was cooing in her sleep)
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
something or other that Kathleen and I were talking about, maybe xmas...
14. Favorite style of underwear?
boxers, briefs are the devil, and boxer briefs are the dog's shite for comfort.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
probably boxers
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
cleaning toilets
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
no
18. Get up early or sleep in?
depends on the day
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Homer, or Fry.
20. Favorite NON-sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Cuddling
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
No idea
22. How many joints pop when you get out of bed in the morning????
none
23. What is the biggest amount of $$ you have made from a yard sale?
er...
24. Your favorite lunchmeat?
fajita chicken
25. What do you get every time you go into a 7-11?
I usually end up buying a magazine
26. Beach or lake?
bwuh?
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
not really, although I can see why the meaning and perception of marriage has changed over the years.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
I don't use MySpace
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Clodhoppers.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out you have?
Meet the Fockers, I think Kathleen made us watch it about 50 times in the past year (no exaggeration).
31. What's your drink?
Chocolate milk
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Aw, what the hell, no one ever says Indians.
33. Cops or Robbers?
robbers
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
about half the time
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
me? If I resembled a Hollywood star I probably wouldn't be here right now.
Which would suck, because I love my life.
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of "Lost" would you be?
Sawyer.
37. What do you want when you are sick?
a quick recovery.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
there's a few guys I wouldn't mind running into again.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
probably CBC radio
42. Norm or Cliff?
Norm, that stumbling drunk.
"I'll kill ya! I'll kill all of ya! ... I love you guys...."
As an aside, how cool was it to have the Cheers ending with Swarley on HIMYM?
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Avoid the crazy eyes!!!
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Across from wha? Usually when I type for class it's Stan, so sure.
46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
"No more VULVA..."
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Neil Gaiman.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
The inner wrestling mark in me says Trish Stratus.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
no
50. Last book you read for real?
is it sad I'm having trouble thinking of one? I'll just say "Pride of Baghdad."
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
my daughter has many.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
on the street
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Isn't there a Museum of Superman there?
54. Number of texts in a day?
texts?
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
career
56. Do you go to church?
not after what happened last time...
57. Pencil or pen?
Pen
58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller???
Anyone? Anyone? The Declaration of Independence.
59. How many jobs have you had?
ten??
60. What do you want to achieve in life?
Happy family.