colonization...
it escaped me that the director's cut of donnie darko came out this week. i'm gonna hafta get it.
i realized this after going to blockbuster and seeing it there. then i heard somebody say "he doesn't have fallopian tubes."
this past weekend, i went to the fair. i would like to draw attention to a few things via a list:
(1) under no circumstances should a woman wear a softball jersey and track shorts in public. it looks undeniably trashy. unless these women want to have sex with people in porta potties, they should put on a regular shirt like everyone else.
(2) why does it figure that the middle-school dropouts who operate the games should be allowed to harrass everybody? no, i don't care to throw a dirty baseball that's been rollling around in the dirt at a board and see if i can get it to fall in a laundry basket. promote literacy.
(3) fair food is horrific. i would never eat that shit. although i did. i think it took 2 years off of my life span.
(4) more people than we would think carry hunting knives on them. how do i know? in the parking lot, i saw a bumper sticker that said "i may not be mr right, but i'll fuck you right now anyway." that guy has a knife. or a criminal record of stabbing someone for talking shit about dale earnhardt.
(5) younger kids are either fucked up or totally worthless. we should take it upon ourselves to veer onto sidewalks and run them over. that way nobody will buy enimem albums.
(6) a deep-fried snickers bar sounds bad, but tastes good, but then still sounds bad.
(7) why are white people such pieces of shit? not that i harbor any opinion that white people are superior to anybody else, but damn, they sure make a crappy impression and would make me clutch my purse, if i was a purse-wearing kind of fella.
right darla?
righty-right.
that is all.
i realized this after going to blockbuster and seeing it there. then i heard somebody say "he doesn't have fallopian tubes."
this past weekend, i went to the fair. i would like to draw attention to a few things via a list:
(1) under no circumstances should a woman wear a softball jersey and track shorts in public. it looks undeniably trashy. unless these women want to have sex with people in porta potties, they should put on a regular shirt like everyone else.
(2) why does it figure that the middle-school dropouts who operate the games should be allowed to harrass everybody? no, i don't care to throw a dirty baseball that's been rollling around in the dirt at a board and see if i can get it to fall in a laundry basket. promote literacy.
(3) fair food is horrific. i would never eat that shit. although i did. i think it took 2 years off of my life span.
(4) more people than we would think carry hunting knives on them. how do i know? in the parking lot, i saw a bumper sticker that said "i may not be mr right, but i'll fuck you right now anyway." that guy has a knife. or a criminal record of stabbing someone for talking shit about dale earnhardt.
(5) younger kids are either fucked up or totally worthless. we should take it upon ourselves to veer onto sidewalks and run them over. that way nobody will buy enimem albums.
(6) a deep-fried snickers bar sounds bad, but tastes good, but then still sounds bad.
(7) why are white people such pieces of shit? not that i harbor any opinion that white people are superior to anybody else, but damn, they sure make a crappy impression and would make me clutch my purse, if i was a purse-wearing kind of fella.
right darla?
righty-right.
that is all.