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Basics.
*What do you go by?Juan Fernadez: former bull figther
*How many candles on the cake?howver many it takes to light up my living room...oh how i miss electricity
*Where is your homestead?WHO SAYS HOMESTEAT WHAT ARE WE FRIGGIN PILGRIMS
*Men, women, or both?Uma turman, shes in a relm all her own baby
*Screen name and why is it that?Breathingbullets, it was the name of an old tour, catchy am i right?
Favorites.
*Bands?Coheed and Cambria, biatch, Norma Jean, Underoath, Dead Poetic, The Early November bla bla bla bla bla bla im done
*Color? purple
*Movies? Equalibrium, KillBill, Top Gun
*Books?Steppenwolf~Herman Hesse
*Smell? Victory
*Word? Yroticv (confused yet? figure it out bitches)
*Person?cuh-rizzle-dizzle (did i just say that?)
*Item of clothing? Chick pants
*Item of jewelry? That blue stone the old lady dropped in titanic, thats right bitch i dove down and got it, its her own fault for having OLD PEOPLE HANDS
*Drink? Blood of killed enimies?
*Food? popcorn shrimp of killed enimies?
This or That.
*Pencil or Pen? Pencil
*Incubus or Green Day? Green day
*Guitar or Drums? Kazoo
*Herpes or Syphillis? why pick one when you have both *looks around* *scratch scratch*
*Fork, Spoon, or SPORK?! Fork, because its not so intimadting when you say "im gona shove a spork in your eye" cause then you just giggle
*Webcam or Your Mom? how bout your mom on my webcam....well make a fourtune!
*Day or Night? humm tough call humm humm, popcorn shrimp of killed enimies?
*Candles or Incense?depends am i relazing or hiding the fact that im smoking pot?
*Shrooms or Acid? Fingernails
*AOL or AIM?AIM (insert clever AIM acronym here, like ANTS IN MY.......pants....fuck)
*Hot or Cold? hot on the crotch, cold on the nipples
Random.
*Alli or Jess and why?alli, jess got drunk and got a little handsy if you know what i mean *wink*
*What do you think of Tony? ( the guy on the banners ) FUCK HIM
*What would you do if you met your favorite band EVER? first id play it cool bein all "you...your good" then when their guard was down id proceed with the licking *nods triumphantly*
*Pick a band that you hate and explain why *IN DETAIL* The rolling stones, cause keith richards will NOT die (didja get that? NOT, as in wow im dead, your dead, your dead twice. and keith richards is out playing kick ball with my great grand kids)
*Tell an embarrassing story. this happend today acually: i was at the airport and some morman guy started asking me stuff then he asked my name and im like "Josh" and i looked at his name tag to see his name but it was in tiny letters but under it it said JESUS CHRIST in big letters so yeah i was very spacy so im all "nice to meet you jesus christ" *crickets chirping* *crickets leaving because the silecne is just TOO unbearable*
*Ever been to New York? EVER HAD A 3 WAY? NO? THATS WHY YOUR A BITCH
*If you could dye your hair any color, what color? Black (mmmm it feels good to be trendy)
*Fuck me hard and nasty. only if you do that thing with your tounge that i like
*Make me laugh. ok, but first you have to call me josh "king of the universe and all that is kool....with a K
*What are you wearing? with a bit of luck, YOU
*What's your favorite possession? colt 45 1911 (handgun) thats right....handgun...wanna think twice before you say NO
*Ever met a band? What band? As i lay dying, Tool, Stevi Nicks, oh and yeah ive met a band
*Favorite concert EVER. ALK3 (thats alkaline trio for anyone reading this without a soul)
*My pen is a pistola. put I-S at the end of pen and we got a deal
*My spoon is too big!and your penis is too small, moving on
*Do you like Coldplay? fuck yeah, DEEP, RELAXING, AND BRITISH. WHAT MORE COULD A BOY WANT
*Promote us somewhere and give us a link. WOW WHAT A CLEVERLY DESIGNED SHAMLESS PLUG, kudos to you guys *round of applause*
but seriously
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Opinions. ( Be detailed or die. )
*What do you think of "scene kids"? LOVE THEM, acually i dont really care, i mean why do you care. they take a trend and run with it if they can pull it off bravo for them
*What do you think of self-mutilation//suicide? GAY, LAME, GLAME, life is never that bad, take a minute, breath, and rethink all the good points in your life, cause there always is at least some
*What do you think of todays youth? were....umm...youthfull (who is making these questions? sheesh)
*What do you think of racism? anyone whos racist needs to die, slowly, and then be set on fire...unless the died being set on fire...then they should drown...fuckers
*Pick one thing that means a lot to you and talk about it. CD collection, i worked hard to get all of em, some times i did things that would seem crazy to a normal person to get them, but dont you understand? I NEEDED THEM *twitch*
Oh Glee. Picture Time!
*3 or more pictures of YOU and YOU ONLY.
cheers, nuff said
me,bread,awww,feel free to orgasm
me,purple hat, feel free to look at the bread pic and orgasm
*A picture of one or more of your friends.
*A picture of a family member.
INSERT PIC OF NON-EXISTAND BROTHER HERE
*Got a boyfriend or girlfriend? Post a picture.
this is what beauty looks like in pocadot glasses
*A picture of something random.
*A picture of something funny.. and I mean fucking funny.
ONE POPE IS NEVER ENOUGH