What's your current relationship status?
technically I'm single
Ever have a near-death experience?
there was the time in the blizzard in Canadia
Name an obvious quality you have.
awesomeness
What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
the Fraggle Rock theme song
Any celeb you would marry?
Cary Byron
Who will cut and paste this first?
I doubt anyone will. Luckily there aren't any huge meme fans on my friends list. No one likes a survey
Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
Sloth from the Goonies
Do you wear a watch? What kind?
Closest thing I wear are the velcro keyless truck starter things at work
Do you have anything pierced?
nothing
Do you have any tattoos?
Probably never gonna happen
Do you like pain?
I'm invincible. I don't feel pain.
Do you like to shop?
As a straight male, no
What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Ice cream last night
What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?
a fraudulent charge of $3.42 to some construction company in Oregon that managed to freeze my card
What is your desktop background?
a blue Vaio screen. Did I mention I bought a laptop? I bought a laptop
What is the background on your cell phone?
a bridge. I need a new cell phone
Do you like redheads?
They're cute. I don't know many though
Do you know any twins?
I knew one half of a set in high school
Do you have any weird relatives?
They're more senile than weird.
What was the last movie you watched?
Saw the new Batman in the theatres when it came out. Saw V for Vendetta last week
What was the last book you read?
I was reading the last book in the Golden Compass trilogy, but I lost my work bag with the book in it. And I was losing interest in the series. So I'll likely never finish it
Is there such a thing as love at first sight, or is it more likely to be "lust at first sight"?
There's no such thing as love at first sight. It takes a while to actually get to know someone and love them
What's your favorite novel?
I don't know if I have a favorite. I liked Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series at first, but after that dragged onto the 700th book and it became obvious that he was just writing without a direction so that he could sell books I lost interest.
When was the last time you visited the street where you first lived?
Last October. I was covering the route in that area. Everything looked so small and run down.
Do you read your horoscope?
That stuff is about as accurate as a fortune cookie, only not as fun because you can't add "in bed" to the end
Who's your favourite of the seven dwarves?
Grumpy. I played him in the school play in 1st grade
What was your favourite subject at school?
lunch and gym...although I was best at math
What was your least favorite subject at school?
history....so damn boring and entirely useless....no offense to the history teachers on my friends list
Do you like having your photograph taken?
I'm indifferent. I need more pictures though
What time were you born?
I believe around 9 am. And I was about a month late
Ever seriously questioned your sanity?
Nah, I'm not going insane. I'm going sane in an insane world. I get most of my wisdom from bumper stickers
How many phone numbers do you have remembered and can say off the top of your head?
3...mine, my mom's, and J&D's pizza
Can you Limbo?
I might be able to get under a bar that's like 5'6" off the ground
Have you ever killed your own dinner?
Nope. I've caught fish, but I'm not a big fan of actually eating them
What phobias do you have?
Me? Afraid? Pfft
What's your ideal breakfast?
blueberry pancakes. And french toast. And bacon. And sausage. And home fries. And scrambled eggs. With coffee. And apple juice. And a muffin. And donuts.
Where are you right now?
Sprawled out on the couch alternating between taking this survey and playing some games
If you could suddenly get the skill to play any single musical instrument, which would you choose?
guitar...they get all the chicks
Why do you blog?
Cause I was bored 8 years ago and it never really occurred to me to stop
Do you have any prejudices you're willing to acknowledge?
No, I hate everyone equally....if I don't get my words of wisdom from a bumper sticker, i get them from Calvin and Hobbes
What's the longest time you've stayed out of the country/where?
I've only ever been to Canadia. I think both trips were about 5 days
Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc...?
I have AIM and I'm usually signed on.
Do you have nightmares frequently?
I never remember my dreams
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Of course I would. Cause I'm awesome. We'd have fun together.