Tombs Robbed ☠ 009

[steaklover]

Honestly, they're a bunch of zombies. Don't see why so many people are fussing over them. Honestly, if this "holiday" held true to it's name then a bunch more foul things would be roaming the earth on this day.

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[Voice. He's breathing pretty heavily]

[shutupandduelme]

So sorry to be killing your relatives, Bakura. Would you prefer flowers or a monetary donation?

[Voice]

[steaklover]

My relatives would not be on this God forsaken island, Kaiba.

[Voice]

[shutupandduelme]

So your friends instead? I'd hardly say I'm making a fuss...but once they started breaking windows and swiping at me, there wasn't that much else I could do.

[Voice]

[steaklover]

Tch. Wrong again Kaiba. My friends and relatives would not be so ignorant to roam about like this. They are resting peacfully in Egypt. These zombies are useless to me.

[voice]

[liricamente]

Because they're gross.

[voice]

[steaklover]

They're not gross, they're dead.

[voice]

[liricamente]

They're gross because they're rotting.

[voice]

[steaklover]

That's what you do when you die. You rot and look like that while your body rests. Unless you're cremated.

[Voice]

[radiant_flowers]

That's true.

But it's sad to see them. I wonder if they're in pain?

[Voice]

[steaklover]

Yes they're in pain, isn't it obvious with the amount of moaning they make? Yes they are in obvious pain. What type of corpse wants to walk around when they should be resting?

[Voice]

[radiant_flowers]

...oh. [It hadn't occurred to her before now.] Is there something that can be done for them? They should be laid to rest.

[Voice]

[steaklover]

Not...really. They were already resting until they were brought to life for whatever stupid reason.

[valorous_pirate]

Hear, hear, mate.

[steaklover]

There are far worse things out than zombies.

[creampuffangel]

They're generally scary, you know. I wish they were approachable, I wanted to study them...

[steaklover]

Generally scary to you maybe, creampuff. You want to...study a zombie?