"Those are some nice knickers."
I am home from Night School. That basically means that I failed some class and have to spend the night at some other high school, which really isn't my fault. NISD is a bunch of fucks that don't want to fix no schedule fuck ups so that they wouldn't sound so symphathetic(sp major lolz).
Anyways, I was just getting out, in the time of 9:20, and talking to some girl I just met up with. She's nice and stuff, I guess. The school was going through some rennovation though, so there was a bunch of blockades with chain linked fences (XXXXXX). We decided to cross across them anyways.
One of the wires was sticking out as I squeezed through, then followed that one chick. The wire caught her skirt, and off it went from her waist. Funny thing is, she didn't notice. I did after a few seconds, and with a prompt "whoa shit", I took off my leather jacket and wrapped it around her waist as fast as I can. She was all getting the "wtf bitch r u hiting on me" look on me. I informed her that she had nice pink knickers. Sooner or later she figured out, and grabbed her loose skirt.
We avoided the rest of the fences, steering away while I'm yelling "IT'S A TRAP!" and generally making fun of her. She got to her car, got my snazzy leather jacket back, and gone pimpin' because all that shit happened.
Man, I am so awesome.
Also, to bitch.
Fuck you NISD, your academic standards are the worst that anyone can endure. Fucking losers. "OH HAY LETS AWARD DIPLOMAS DEPENDING HOW LONG YOU STAY IN SCHOOL LOLZ"
Andrea: I got a cell phone and a tiny spoon. I bet those two would go along well.
*sound of loose screws*
-ali
Anyways, I was just getting out, in the time of 9:20, and talking to some girl I just met up with. She's nice and stuff, I guess. The school was going through some rennovation though, so there was a bunch of blockades with chain linked fences (XXXXXX). We decided to cross across them anyways.
One of the wires was sticking out as I squeezed through, then followed that one chick. The wire caught her skirt, and off it went from her waist. Funny thing is, she didn't notice. I did after a few seconds, and with a prompt "whoa shit", I took off my leather jacket and wrapped it around her waist as fast as I can. She was all getting the "wtf bitch r u hiting on me" look on me. I informed her that she had nice pink knickers. Sooner or later she figured out, and grabbed her loose skirt.
We avoided the rest of the fences, steering away while I'm yelling "IT'S A TRAP!" and generally making fun of her. She got to her car, got my snazzy leather jacket back, and gone pimpin' because all that shit happened.
Man, I am so awesome.
Also, to bitch.
Fuck you NISD, your academic standards are the worst that anyone can endure. Fucking losers. "OH HAY LETS AWARD DIPLOMAS DEPENDING HOW LONG YOU STAY IN SCHOOL LOLZ"
Andrea: I got a cell phone and a tiny spoon. I bet those two would go along well.
*sound of loose screws*
-ali