Hey look.... A Canadian Goose!!!!!
Do you ever get that ominous feeling that sometime later in the day, you are going to get peanut butter stuck on the roof of your mouth and not going to have water to wash it away with? Yea, that happened to me today....and I was scared, so I shied away from peanut butter all day.... and what happened??? Nothing yet...but the night is still young....so there is still time!!! Damn peanut butter!!! Peanut butter is pretty cool though because you can take it and mold it, kind of like playdough, except, it doesn't hold it's form quite as well... but if you coat a pine cone in it and put birdseeds all over, it makes for an excellent bird feeder. But anywho, I have seen some excellent peanut butter sculptures in my day, I once saw a dog made of peanut butter, and I thought that was pretty cool, but then, the peanut butter dog sculpture started to move and I realized that it wasn't a sculpture after all, the dog must've just rolled in peanut butter... damn dog!! So I guess that peanut butter isn't really a good sculpting material either, but it is sticky, so maybe it could be used as a glue??? I think though, that the peanut butter glue would be most certainly eaten by ants....and so, therefore, would not make a good glue.....Fucking ants!! It might make a good paint, except that any hungry stoner looking at a piece of art would be looking at a hefty jail sentence for eating the canvas and peanut butter paint....bastard stoners... Maybe though, peanut butter could be used as a rocket fuel!!! A wise man once told me that an M&M had enough energy to get me to the moon....so peanut butter could do it too!!! Except that it's sticky and would be really messy flying out of the exhaust....Damn that Wise Man!!!