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Sep 12, 2010 21:04

Okay, so, there's something about reading not-the-cliffs-notes version of Bram Stoker's "Dracula" that really helps you appreciate the fact that these people decided to live between an insane asylum and Dracula's creepy house. COME ON, PEOPLE. COULD YOU HAVE PICKED A WORSE LOCATION ( Read more... )

dracula isn't my bff yet, an expert weighs in, already fascinated with the biggest bad

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[voice] slaying September 13 2010, 01:47:10 UTC

[Unknowingly following Andrew's lead, Buffy gets her giggle on.]

Hail Xander, King of the Ironic Statements.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 01:52:46 UTC

[Misinterpreting.]

What? I read books!

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Book!

[voice] slaying September 13 2010, 01:56:15 UTC

And the congratulatory ribbon's in the mail. [Said with all the dearest affection that she can muster.] Seriously, give it about a year? And we'll all be face to face with Dracula.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 02:00:15 UTC

What!? You dust him, right? You must, because you're HERE, and it's in your past.

[voice] slaying September 13 2010, 02:01:52 UTC

Like, several times. He's Dracula. He's basically undustable.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 02:04:07 UTC

[The faint sounds of someone paging quickly through a book, here.]

Damn it. I think you just spoiled the end for me.

[voice] slaying September 13 2010, 02:05:44 UTC

Yeah, well? I wish the spoiler about his crazy hypno bug-eating powers would actually stick. Then I could do us all a favour and stop you from going all--well, you know. Spoilers.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 02:20:49 UTC

[voice] slaying September 13 2010, 02:30:33 UTC

These lips? Sealed.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 19:55:27 UTC

Note to self: reading brings trouble and confusion.

[voice] slaying September 13 2010, 23:11:45 UTC

So, I take it your literary experience can't be filed under knowledge is power, huh?

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 23:14:33 UTC

Untrue. I would totally hit someone with a book if it were the only thing I had on me.

[voice] slaying September 13 2010, 23:16:16 UTC

You'll have the Big Bad shaking in his poorly chosen boots. [Kinder laughter, now.] Beware Xander, he'll throw the book at'ya.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 23:49:19 UTC

NOW you're just making fun of me. It's alright, it's alright---I can take it.

[voice] slaying September 13 2010, 23:52:23 UTC

And this? This is why I love you, Xander.

[That gorgeously platonic, sorry-besotted-early-season-Xander way.]

[voice] steadfastest September 14 2010, 00:17:59 UTC

Well, how could you not?

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This isn't the love a mother has for her child, is it?

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