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Sep 12, 2010 21:04

Okay, so, there's something about reading not-the-cliffs-notes version of Bram Stoker's "Dracula" that really helps you appreciate the fact that these people decided to live between an insane asylum and Dracula's creepy house. COME ON, PEOPLE. COULD YOU HAVE PICKED A WORSE LOCATION ( Read more... )

dracula isn't my bff yet, an expert weighs in, already fascinated with the biggest bad

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[voice] likevegeta September 13 2010, 01:37:07 UTC

[Don't mind the giggling, Xander. He just knows more than you do.]

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 01:42:27 UTC

Okay--okay, what? WHAT?

[voice] likevegeta September 13 2010, 01:43:49 UTC

Uhm, okay, Dracula? Total sort of friend of the Vampyr Slayer. [And you get really gay around him, dude.]

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 01:50:11 UTC

Let's forget for just a sec that I have no clue what you're talking about so I can pose THIS one to you: even without Drac living RIGHT THERE?

Insane Asylum. End of story.

[voice] likevegeta September 13 2010, 01:52:19 UTC

Dude, we lived in Sunnydale. Sunnydale High has like, the single highest mortality rate in all of anywhere ever. I'd totally live next to a crazy house instead of there.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 01:56:08 UTC

Allow me to play one for the people here: Sunnydale might be a death trap, but it looks like suburbia, or at least ex-urbia. At least the visual cue of "scary places where mental patients escape" should have tipped these people off.

[voice] likevegeta September 13 2010, 01:58:09 UTC

Have you seen our graveyard? It's huge! And like, there are always three fresh graves every day. Sunnydale tips off so many warning bells that selling houses is totally impossible... before it turned into a crater, obvies, but still.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 02:03:10 UTC

Well thanks for the Realtor lesson, Bob Vila. Do you think normal people pay attention to stuff like that?

And by the way, I've walked through that graveyard plenty of times.

[voice] likevegeta September 13 2010, 02:07:14 UTC

They should! You can tell what cities are Hellmouths that way. Like, one time, I saw this mansion going for like, a third of what it was worth. But it was in Cleveland and I was in Italy.

Duh. So you should know all about it. Sunnydale gives off all sorts of nasty dark vibes that sets the spiritual spider senses tingling.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 02:18:33 UTC

Look, if Bob Normal ever suspected that there were places with Hellmouths, things would be getting a lot crazier in the old US of A than they are now.

Huh. I wonder how much the actual real estate guys know or suspect about our little evil infestation?

[voice] likevegeta September 13 2010, 02:22:08 UTC

I think some people do, but they just think it's because the cities are bad.

I think that some of them know, but a lot of them are just really confused about how hard it is to sell property there.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 19:53:29 UTC

This has been enlightening, Andrew. We should do this more often.

[voice] likevegeta September 14 2010, 02:43:10 UTC

Hey, uhm, actually, Xander, do you want to come over for supper sometime? [DINNER MAKES FRIENDS.] It's weird cooking for just me.

[voice] steadfastest September 14 2010, 02:50:04 UTC

...You cook?

[voice] likevegeta September 14 2010, 02:50:50 UTC

Yeah, every day.

[voice] steadfastest September 14 2010, 02:58:17 UTC

And it won't be weird, you cooking for me in addition to cooking for you?

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